better call Joe (Alwyn)

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@creepyslit @Venuszzaaa No, it’s not. I live in a country where our ancestors knew this symbol way too much

[better call Joe (Alwyn) @joealwynPL]

@Venuszzaaa You clearly have no idea about swast¡cas. This one has nothing in common with natzis, it’s a symbol of sun and happiness. She’s problematic but any of those things you mention isnt’t real or actually problematic 🥱

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@coneskrow Isn’t Dua from UK but with Serbian roots? This is a flag of Albania

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@PaulaFeese @lavenderglow13 And you believe in every clickbait. Congratulations ✌️

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Another Taylor, another British guy who wants to keep his relationship private (private, not secret) and everyone thinks it is so special and reasonable. I love this couple, wish them all the best 🫶

[better call Joe (Alwyn) @joealwynPL]

Me coming back on twitter, reading all those speculations about Joe’s new relationship that are based just on People Magazine 👇
Here we go again. I thought it was obvious he wanted his relationships to be PRIVATE

[better call Joe (Alwyn) @joealwynPL]

@torturedmel I have to change my password at least once a week as someone always tries to get in 🥱

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@abstracthozier @alwynpallet But these are different cameras

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@alwynpallet Wait, are they confirmed or just speculations?

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@willesroyals There was a big drop of resale tickets on Friday and people keep checking

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@bea_bulhoes Which section? I got one too

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I’m scared we’re not getting more Joe anytime soon or ever. He’s gonna hide somewhere, protect his privacy with no interviews, no social media, appearing from time to time to promote a new project. And only some lucky Londoners will meet him on the streets so we’ll know hes alive

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My pinterest feed when I open the app never disappoints

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@coneskrow Yes, please. But a title and an artist because I use apple music

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The smallest man gives “why did I leave him for you???”

Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
And I'll say good riddance
'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden
I would've died for your sins
Instead I just died inside

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@DailyMailCeleb It’s 2024, who believes in DM ‘insiders’

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@destinyisall28 They wouldn’t admit even if they entered the room where Taylor was having an intercourse with Matty

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Photoshoot vs some random photo and I can’t tell which one is better

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“Champagne Problems” hits different when you know what’s behind this song

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@crisbriani29874 There are different kinds of “I feel sorry”. And this one is “man, you’re so pathetic it’s hard to watch”

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I feel sorry for Travis Kelce. A PR stunt or not a PR stunt, it’s obvious Taylor doesn’t love him. She just loves the idea of getting married and would date literally anyone who calls her attractive. Her obsession is scary, and Travis is just another victim but too dumb to see it

[LightningRodScotty @GrateScotty]

Are we taking bets on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce splitting? She wants a happy ending to a fake relationship. 🤣😂

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