Joseph Boyle

of problems. If there is no problem, I will make one and solve it.

Senior software engineer @ Dandy.
Rutgers University CS alumni

[Joseph Boyle @joeb3219]

The senate also works this way, because why the fuck not

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

god i'm so excited to spend the next 36 hours straight looking at maps, watching numbers on graphs change, and reading posts about the maps and graphs from my friends on the computer

[FrogButt @butt_watermelon]

The actual predicted outcome tomorrow.

[duck engineer @equacc]

nobody will remember your Partner title in Big4

everyone will remember how many LinkedIn games strikes you have done together and how you went bald at 23 because you grinded in enterprise obsolete Java 8 a bit too hard

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

musk is trying to use twitter as a bargaining chip lol

[OregonMapGuy, IQ 277 @OregonMapGuy]

Harris’ path to victory in Pennsylvania is simple. If she gets over 50% if the vote, she mathematically can not lose the state

[Joseph Boyle @joeb3219]

@kenn_not_ken As a hater who likes Philly sports, hard agree

[Joseph Boyle @joeb3219]

@sean_j_roberts real, based

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

if i couldn’t say “that’s fair” ever again id probably end it all within 45 minutes

[roon @tszzl]

the lesson of factorio is that tech debt never comes due you can just keep fixing the bottleneck

[NeverSink @NeverSinkDev]

If you know any developers, chances are they will be busy playing the Factorio DLC.

There's nothing you can do about it, but you can:

- Offer them hydration
- Smile and nod, when they complain about bugs
- Cheer on their fight against pollution on the side of pollution.

[daniel singer @danielsinger]

Poly market but for your friend’s relationships and startups

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[Joseph Boyle @joeb3219]

@sean_j_roberts I am an old man yelling at the clouds
I am 27

[Joseph Boyle @joeb3219]

i have reached a stage where i no longer have imposter syndrome, but i do wonder every 5 or 6 minutes if i'm out of touch

[Joseph Boyle @joeb3219]

@Hicksyfern As long as it’s hidden behind a layer of indirection and commented, I think all language hacks are fair game.

Also oof same