JoanneB

Quite a quiet little thing, but if my cage is rattled, I like to Tweet about it!

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

Gosh! #charlie is a bit of a catch!! 💕 😍#MaryBerrysCountryHouseSecrets

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

What? No AGA? Jolly poor show. #MaryBerrysCountryHouseSecrets

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

Lady Carnavon looks like she enjoys many a banquet. #maryberryscountryhousesecrets

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

My nan had a black cat called Tibby. Till my auntie reversed over it in her car! #howardsend

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

#Claudia is actually wearing a nightie tonight! #strictly #strictlycomedancing

[Luke 🏳️‍🌈 @lukebbz]

Someone over on Facebook has commented on a Greggs advent calendar post pointing out that ‘Lord Jesus’ backwards is ‘Susejd rol’...

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

After a bad day at the office, when you hear that #GaiaPope has been murdered,everything else seems trivial!Her poor parents.Bloody awful

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

Offering to attend a charity do with a work colleague, you realise you're not posh enough to attend - "of course, numbers will be limited"!

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

Wow! £7 million. Not a patch on previous #JohnLewisChristmasad - plus why does every advert have to be so damn politically correct!!

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

If ever there was a case for not mumbling, it's in @marksandspencer Christmas advent, when the man appears to say "fuck you little bear"!

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

Not one of #LouisTheroux finest hours. Has he been secretly and unwittingly signed up for Scientology?! #LouisTheroux

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

#louistheroux #scientology - this is just too scary and weird. #cult

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

Great facial make up and likenesses. Let down by a rubbish script that's not funny! #traceybreaksthenews

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

No wonder people go out on a Friday night! It's enough to make me turn to drink! #traceybreaksthenews

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

Not enjoying this. Poor imitation of Top of The Pops and TFI Friday! Dreadful. And I love Greg James on the radio. #SoundsLikeFridayNight

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

#badhabitsholyorders - I love those nuns so much. What fantastic role models for women. Can I come and stay for a week please!

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

Amazing programme #chrispackham #AspergersAndMe - my brain is wired differently too. Everything you said rung true with me to a degree.

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

That #savills advert has devalued the brand. Surely #Savills aren't struggling that much that they need to make ads like this?!

[JoanneB @joeb8970]

#porridge is about as funny as lumpy porridge - hard to swallow, difficult to digest and not worth bothering with.