Joe Benda

wake up in the morning and piss excellence.......MSU Bass Fisher, songwriter, mediocre golfer, enjoy a nice pair of slacks

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

@Mollyhrubo When I was 5 yrs old I got kicked out of an art class for asking that question..

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

@KoltonKoltonp Like 360 hook shotting an empty can into the recycling bin instead of the garbage

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

Doing 85 mph, and I’m getting tailgated... best believe I slowed that shit down to a class B misdemeanor worthy 80mph! #fuckthatguy

[Sam Siebers @sam_siebers1526]

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[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

@ChicagoBears #prettysure

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

Using a flashlight to look for another flashlight really makes me wonder why I even bought that second one

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

@MattMaza25 True. NFL football games are when I do most of my political thinking anyway

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

Like most Americans, who I vote for is solely based upon which candidate calls our landline the most today. Pritzker holding a solid lead with 27, but the night is young

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

@jessica_siebers Fly over it with their damn wings Jess...

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

I have no sympathy for geese trying to cross a street on foot...

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

S/O to all those with siblings living in a different country, your siblings matter too. #InternationalSiblingDay

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

Either I'm losing my memory due to old age, or I have friended WAY too many people on Facebook throughout my life #whoareyoupeople

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

@sam_siebers1526 Proud of u man

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

Dad: "Lyn you gotta stop buying cheap toilet paper, you're gonna make my asstroids come back"
Mom: *laughing* "Don't make me divorce you"

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

@Jackson_Sedivy just tweeted away your manhood.

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

@AllisonBoos nothin like a good Wing-Dog

[Joe Benda @joebenda1]

It makes no sense why I pay $20 to walk 3 miles in search of a tiny ball, get pissed every 5 min, then leave wanting to do it again.. #golf