Joe Blackhurst

Taking each pinch of salt one day at a time

[翅翅子 @akihare_]

*DUNEparo

#Zelink

[Joe Blackhurst @JoeBlackhurst89]

@harps_joey He’s an absolute titan for us, but not Hollywood, so the press does what the press does

[Joe Blackhurst @JoeBlackhurst89]

@harps_joey @RichRedVoices @sarm0161 Did indeed! Was there for arguably his best moment. Scored in the 2-0 win vs arsenal on the day Phil Neville absolutely monstered Patrick viera, great game.

[Joe Blackhurst @JoeBlackhurst89]

Something something bucket with a big hole in it something something #keeptheredflagflyinghigh

[Joe Blackhurst @JoeBlackhurst89]

@harps_joey Has there ever been a less successful manager with a bigger ego? He’s absolute trash

[Amos Murphy @AmosMurphy_]

A banner reading “Arsenal FC - Class and Tradition. Something OIL money can’t buy” pictured at the Emirates Stadium today.

Arsenal’s current sponsorship deal with UAE-based Emirates is reportedly worth £200 million…

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I work in HR; when I interview I always start the meeting with "Hello there". If the candidate responds with "General Kenobi" they get the job, no matter what. I have hired three people who were useless purely based on this.

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Ladies and Gentlemen: Sir Andy Murray:

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Great Scott, it’s 2023.

[Joe Blackhurst @JoeBlackhurst89]

@SOKENsquareenix Hi will this album be released digitally also? Thanks!

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Japan when they got drawn into Spain and Germany’s group:

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

That man attempted a coup and they letting him run for President again. There's stricter rules at Planet Fitness.

[Joe Blackhurst @JoeBlackhurst89]

@harps_joey So bizarre

[Joe Blackhurst @JoeBlackhurst89]

@SkySportsPL No, next question.

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

how is that like earth at all then

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Increasingly feel like my adulthood supporting Man Utd is retribution for my childhood supporting Man Utd

[Matthew Stanger @MatthewStanger]

When they’ve got Madrí on draught but you’re obliged to tell the lads it’s just another standard lager

[Deborah Linton @deblinton]

#Lionesses legend that is @JillScottJS8 casually serving toasties & flat whites & letting everyone hold her medal in her coffee shop #boxx2boxx down the road from me in #Manchester, as though she didn’t just become a champion of Europe. Different class ⚽️