Joe Thompson

6th Gen Texan, Sales Leader, & a cup filled to the brim.

[joey spartan (or Salt🧂) @saltysparty]

ohhhhhhhh it was the secret clock, not the broadcast clock

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

We finally have a statement about that controversial ending, sir

Great. What layout and font should we use?

Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback”

[Shane 💬 @Technimentals]

Enter Sandman is a 25 year old Virginia Tech tradition and the reason Metallica added the school to their last tour.

Virginia Tech’s Geosciences department measured the equivalent of a magnitude 1 to 2 earthquake when the band played the song at that concert.

[When SportsCenter Ruled @WhenSCRuled]

Linda Cohn relays Llyod Carr's update on the QB competition between Drew Henson and Tom Brady after a highlight of Michigan throttling Rice. (1999)

[Josh Chambers @JoshChambers]

Von Miller reveals after Texas A&M coach Mike Sherman suspended him, he packed everything he owned into his truck and started driving to Florida to transfer, when he called his he dad told him not to quit, so he turned around and led the nation with 17.5 sacks the next season

“I had everything I owned in this blanket, and I went to my car. I threw it in the back and I’m driving home. I called my daddy. I’m like, ‘Daddy, man, I’m leaving. Coach Sherman kicked me off the team. I ain’t coming back until I do this and that.’”

“I’m thinking my dad is going, ‘All right, we’re going to find something else.’ He said, ‘Pull that truck over, turn around, and go back to school. You’re not quitting.’”

“I was like, ‘That was not the answer I was looking for.’ He was like, ‘You’re not just about to quit when it gets hard. You’re going to turn that truck back around. You’re going to go back to school and you’re going to fix it.’”

“I had tears going down my face. I was like, ‘Man, this is going to be so hard to fix all of this.’ I turned around. We had a meeting. Coach Sherman told my dad the exact same thing that he told me, and my dad agreed with Coach Sherman.”

“There was nowhere I could go. I just had to face the music. I had to face the truth. That spring was a hard one, but I got my grades up. I made it to all my classes. I went through the checklist of everything Coach Sherman wanted me to do.”

“That following year, my junior year, was the best year that I had up until that day. I led the nation in sacks. I had 17 and a half sacks. My life had totally changed. That was all a testament to running straight through the storm. The shortest way through the storm is straight. I put my head down and I worked, and my life totally changed that offseason.”

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

HUGE MAHA WIN: Soda sales dropped 12% nationwide after SNAP waivers took effect in 10 states—a decline projected to prevent 34,000 cases of type 2 diabetes and related chronic diseases and save Americans at least $1 billion a year.

President Trump gave us a clear mission: end the chronic disease epidemic and Make America Healthy Again. @HHSgov and @USDA are delivering.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say 'UHF' Isn't Funny https://t.co/esB0Xf36We

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

California has officially signed the “Stop Nick Shirley Act” (AB 2624) into law. This bill was created only after I exposed widespread fraud in immigrant communities across America, specifically in California’s Medicaid, nonprofits and other welfare programs funded by our tax dollars.

These politicians need the fraud to continue and they sadly use immigrants to do so often. They fund nonprofits and NGOs with hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars every year for immigration services, including free healthcare and have now made “immigration support service providers” essentially a protected class in California.

For example, if I film a hospice or a “learing center” with no patients receiving millions through Medicaid and the owner gives me a paper saying I cannot publish the video, I cannot publish it. If I publish it to expose them and they claim it caused them “fear” or a third party threatens them, I face a minimum $4,000 civil fine plus the legal fees of the individual or group suing me.

This bill was created by the Attorney General’s wife and co-sponsored by CHIRLA, a nonprofit that has received over $80,000,000 in taxpayer dollars for “immigrant support services.” Do you understand how this works yet? When the fraud is exposed, they create new laws to protect the fraudsters and penalize those who expose it.

By signing this bill, the Governor and California politicians expose themselves as the corrupt politicians they are. This is not the end, the fight has just begun. More to come soon, this is far from over.

[Roch Kubatko @RochXrk]

Moment of silence at Camden Yards

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Our Advanced Manufacturing Center in Houston is now open & we will begin manufacturing Mac mini this year!

Great to meet some of the first attendees with Secretary of Commerce @howardlutnick. They'll learn the same advanced manufacturing techniques we use to build Apple products.

[Joe Thompson @Joebob]

@cybertruck

[Joe Thompson @Joebob]

Texas Forever
@cybertruck

[Greg Flammang @greg2126]

Kids don’t know about the PVC pipe connected to the hose

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

😂

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Everybody gives Rocky shit for not throwing the damn towel, but I’d like to point out there WAS a referee in the ring that night who maybe, possibly, could’ve lifted a fucking finger.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Woke Hollywood, take notes.

This is how you make a movie people actually pay to see.

Long live Rocky Balboa. 🔥🥊

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

[Joe Thompson @Joebob]

@Houstorian

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Howdy!🤠