Joe Bob

My brain is immeasurably nothing close to normal and normally close to immeasurable nothing.I play ukulele and am a pokemon master.

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

@30in60 Fresh from buzzfeed hq. https://t.co/B24YQ6iGMg

[Nippon.com @nippon_en]

From @marinamufi comes a collection of kyaraben, “character bentō,” done American-style. https://t.co/LNJHHF0962

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

This political cartoon captures all you need to know about Clinton and Trump https://t.co/nkfnQSMsx6

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

We dont like him BECAUSE he does that, then proceeds to make the lyrics about how hard it is to be him and fucking. https://t.co/YA86F3YdDi

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

REMINDER: Words just mean whatever now.

[alexa p @girsponge]

October 21st, 1955:
"Today's the day the first Back to the Future is supposed to happen!"
"Wtf are you talking about, Herbert"

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

One day if were really lucky @McConaughey will star in a @BillNye biopic.

[TIME @TIME]

Ricky Gervais: This is the difference between American and British humour http://t.co/E26cVpvZmO

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

This girl at the table next to me:
"These wings are chicken, right?"
Psh. Grow up.

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

Ikea: legos but not make believe and with danger.

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

I hear Taco Bell sauce is -vomits everywhere- #tacobellclearingphrase

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

I thought It was a worm at first but then I realized it was a baby monkey tail #tacobellclearingphrase

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

Mix a taco 12-pack and a 4ct cinnamon balls, what do you get? Gay porn! LIVE MAS, AMERICA! #tacobellclearingphrase #tbcp

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

A loaded griller? My mom gave me one of those last night! #tacobellclearingphrase #tbcp

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

Taco Bell line goes all the way around the restaurant! Time for a #tacobellclearingphrase #2k14

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

Dear @icecube. Me and my pals at @30in60 just opened for the FSU premiere of #RideAlong. Please come smoke weed with us. It would be magic.

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

Sold my first bong last night. Felt like Ash when he said goodbye to butterfree. Until we meet again, princess.

[⚡️ Haley Evans ⚡️ @haleevans565]

I will only be satisfied if they make another season of phill of the future

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

@edM33zY if you ever hashtag that again we're not friends anymore

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

A nice man screamed at me out of his car window "yo, those shoes are fire, son!" Gonna walk home today with my merit badge in #shoes

[Joe Bob @JoeBobKross]

@edM33zY: Dead