Quasi-literate. Only eats meat when it looks extra delicious. Assistant Professor at BYU-Hawaii. Writes stories, poems, also not above writing for cash.
First tweet in 4 years what? Here be a collab w/ my main man Dr. R. Shoemaker. Please note: satire (https://t.co/2tbYtl2upT can help). Thanks to @monkeybicycle for putting it out there!