Joe van de Bilt

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[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

Hombre de la puerta del coche gancho de la puerta mano hajajajajojojojojojoj  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

Good news followers, they didn't acknowledge it. They must have smelled it but decided not to become the judgment that day. Let us be thankful for this. It's everyday acts of kindness that keeps evil in check. Ignoring my farts is part of that.

[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

I have a really good seat at a house party but I just dropped a rotten fart and don't know if I'll be shamed

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

One of my favourite recurring jokes on The Simpsons is Lisa and Marge having incredibly boring B-plot storylines.

"Vincent Price's Egg Magic."

"Wow. What are we waiting for!?"

[I LOVE GETTING DUMPED! @BoyJrMusic]

Sweatshirt I saw in my dream

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

coming in Stardew Valley 1.6...
-new festival
-new items
-more dialogues
-secrets
-???

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Mommy, Mommy, buy me a license plate!"

"No, come along, Bort!"

[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

The end of Phase 2 of moving to Spain and I have to sell my car, I hate dealing with car dealers because they're almost all greasy slimey scumbags

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

“Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me…”

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Hey, this is Homer Simpson saying, 'howdy' to all the girls out there in radio land."

[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

@GoodwillNuN @Brutaldrummer @nerdyupnorth This is like that Season 5 opener for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air where NBC throw will in the back of a van for wanting to stay in Philadelphia and breaching contract

[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

@eon_next And just to make it absolutely clear my usage hasn't really changed much over the past few months (other than over winter) to justify any changes really, other than the drastic drop after the property became vacant

[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

@eon_next Since I'm on a fixed plan, and the property in question has been vacant for 2 months, are you basing this on any evidence other than you're greedy bastards?

[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

@eon_next Its pretty obvious what's going on with my account, you want more money. You don't have any actual reason to do that; but you figure some people won't challenge so you get to profit from most, and those that do challenge you get to waste the time of

[Joe van de Bilt @joeborder]

@GoodwillNuN Find inspiration in the gnome