Quiet airport bathrooms always feel like a quiet classroom where you’re trying not to laugh even though nothing funny happened. Just sitting here stifling giggles over literally nothing
Me: what do you mean I can’t pay with this
Cashier: Your dollar, sir. It’s torn asunder
Me: it’s just a little rip!
Manager: What seems to be the issue?
Cashier: His dollar has been irrevocably riven
Me: it’s a minor tear!
Manager: *inspecting dollar* It is cloven in twain
Here is a clip of Lizzo playing a 200-year-old flute in the library of congress. A beautiful performance from a well-trained musician. The outrage from certain people is just a symptom of their ideology.
(Every time you share this it makes a right-wing talking head cry.)