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@dasbarrett Three more and you can get a hotel

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@Anna_D_Scott Generally the only problem is if you get a health visitor that doesn't understand the correlation between height and weight. "Your baby is in the top percentile for weight. Are you overfeeding her?" 🙄

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@SKODAUK with a 🫴

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@GEORGIE_35 I don't pretend to understand finance perfectly but loan to buy, and spreading payments seems sensible to me. It's just a way of balancing the books and keeping cash available for other things (like paying off the stadium). Plenty of people lease cars, get mortgages etc.

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I "forgot" to put my 2 week holiday through the HR system at work. Boss was sacked whilst I was away. So I haven't bothered. I now have an extra 10 days holiday. Haven't told the wife as she will just want me to use it to look after the kids.

[Time Out Theatre @TimeOutTheatre]

The rumours are indeed true: after years of mounting success, SplitLip’s plucky indie musical Operation Mincemeat makes the leap to the West End next year, replacing the Woman in Black at the Fortune Theatre https://t.co/0xwcSLww2L

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Operation mincemeat is an amazing musical. I laughed (and cried). Get yourself on the mailing list so you can nab yourself some tickets!

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This message is of a nature most importanté. Please share this message with your allies and make sure they’re signed up to the mailing list in order to receive crucial Operation Mincemeat communications. You have your orders… https://t.co/MD5P4tN8NZ

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@clairecansick Oooh. I LOVE it already

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@RevRichardColes Thank you for the relatable comparison 😂

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@Hilaryonline @OrchaHealth Called heypharmacist

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@Hilaryonline @OrchaHealth Thought coop might be on the edge of your request, but they do have a pharmacy app that allows people to get repeat prescriptions which I thought might fall within the request?

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@marxculture Please confirm if bears can also descend. Or like donkeys are faced with a long drop.

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@Claire_L_Leach Just bought a couple of prints. Love your work. Sometimes shouting into the void works (although being retweeted by Dee Nickerson helps!)

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@gothwalk @Claire_L_Leach It's not the best design (I missed it) but the cart appears at the bottom of the screen. Took me a while to notice as I was looking top right out of habit.

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@edent It's ok. I'm not planning on giving up the throne anytime soon

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I tell people I don't believe in otters, and that they are just wet cats. Has become legend. Went to a zoo once; was dragged to the otter mound to have their existence proven. No otters. Vindicated.

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@greg_jenner Cheaper this year than next, I thought. But tbh the accounting magic that Levy is pulling is way beyond my understanding. I'll leave it in their hands! 🤞

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@greg_jenner I assume 80k of it is going on Deki and Cuti. £150m can get used up fast

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@clairecansick Dear Claire. I know you were upset the other day that you don't always get enough response on Twitter to your work but please know you get a like every day from me every day because I have one of your beautiful paintings on my wall. Thank you b