Joseph Cody Brown

Trophy Husband, 💣Tech, Amateur Zoo Keeper

[danawhite @danawhite]

Idk who made this bit this shit is FUNNY!!! @TheNotoriousMMA

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@united @united, I couldn’t include a picture of my mother traveling on United because you ruined her vacation to Colorado a month before she flew out. ON MOTHER’S DAY. You RUINED my mom’s MOTHER’S DAY, and then post this? You are horrible. You are thieves. Hope you enjoy your bailout $$

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

New workout:
30 min of Cops for warmup, 3seasonsx8episodes of The Office, superset 2x5 OITNB/Killer Women with Piers Morgan, 30 min of Bob Ross for cool down.

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@chickmcgee1 Josh's Rom-Com CPR scene happened on The Office

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

ITS FINALLY FRIDAY SO PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@chickmcgee1 Michigan beat Penn State, lost to OSU and Iowa. Record is 10-2

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@AdamSandler, The Do-Over is the funniest movie you and your boys have made in a long time. Keep that shit up.

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

There is a special place in Hell for whoever ordered the shitty accordion-style post it notes in my office.

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

I hate going to weddings where I don't know anyone.

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@hannie_leda Too much quack.

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@chickmcgee1

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@hannie_leda ????

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@hannie_leda kind of. Philippe Philoppe. #ruinedpunchline

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@hannie_leda What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@hannie_leda "I can clearly see you're nuts."

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@hannie_leda What did the psychologist say when a man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap walked into his office?

[Joseph Cody Brown @joebrown106]

@hannie_leda Their horns don't work.