Joe Bullard

[Hotspur Edition @HotspurEdition]

The fact that Arsenal fans are claiming 'North London is red' after signing an 18-year-old centre back nobody heard of 2 months ago when we just signed Ndombele (ahead of Madrid, Juventus etc.) for £62m and look to break our transfer record again really is funny.

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

So embarrassing that his mum has labelled his shirt

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Honestly, at what point did it only become acceptable to celebrate/revel in a moment as a football fan (or player) if it means you win something? It’s absolutely mental.

Imagine begrudging Everton fans celebrating a 97th goal to ensure they didn’t allow their rivals to win the final ever derby at their beloved home.

Some of my most special moments following Arsenal have meant fuck all in the grand scheme of things, but in that moment it meant absolutely everything.

Honestly, the celebration police - it’s one of the worst takes about modern football there is.

[Tom Knight @TJ_Knight]

Horrible to hear about Ann Widdecombe. Nothing has happened, it’s just always awful to hear about her.

[MrTibblesNewEra @MrTibblesNewEra]

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend.

#ReformUK

@TonyTonyTx

[DANNYonPC @DANNYonPC]

@I_Dont_Know_Her The criminal record in question

Yea, figured

[Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children @GreatOrmondSt]

Here's to five years of our EPIC electronic patient record system and the fantastic team behind it! 🎉

That's five years of enhancing patient safety, speeding up decision-making and improving the quality of data to inform #research into improving patient care for the future. 👏

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Beware of geeks bearing gifts. When prison-tech companies started offering "free" tablets to America's vast army of prisoners, it set off alarm-bells for prison reform advocates - but not for the law-enforcement agencies that manage the great American carceral enterprise.

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[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

"We are a country where we love our neighbours" says Rishi Sunak, who previously defended his party's Deputy Chairman for telling asylum seekers to "f*** off back to France" and his former Home Secretary for calling those who come here an "invasion"

[Joe Bullard @JoeBullardd]

@FPL_Atoms 👋

[Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis]

Don't care about the coronation?

Here's why you should. 👇🏾

[gunnerblog @gunnerblog]

If it’s a player other than Xhaka in hat exchange with TAA, none of this analysis is happening

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

No idea if Lineker thing works out well or badly for No.10. All I know is we did something despicable this week which will damage thousands of lives. And because of Braverman, Fleet Street and the Beeb, we've spent it fixated on a fairly harmless tweet by a sports presenter.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Boris Johnson wouldn't need to borrow £800,000 if he cooked from scratch and cancelled Netflix