Jimmy Pond

On-Chain crypto speculator | Fluffy Hedgehog #34

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The anatomy of a $btc pump, as seen through the eyes of a telegram group full of idiots

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@AgentChud Reference is the establishment of the oil industry, boom and bust of 1870s (dotcom bubble) followed by a century long super cycle.

O&G has stranded >$1 trillion in capex and normies have no clue, mag7 profits that in the next 2 years. Nobody is ready for the coming spending

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This is Don Henley erasure

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Phil Collins is the only person who could drum & sing like this while looking like the IT guy at your workplace

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@TheDunkCentral @JoyTaylorTalks This is such a tired argument, especially since google search interest shows the exact opposite:

- Caitlin Clark’s first spike in popularity in 2022
- Had way more interest than Angel in 2023 prior to the incident
- Has remained far more popular since

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@TheDunkCentral @SBJ After his rookie contract please name one team in his entire career he would’ve rather played for (obviously have to consider the salary cap)

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@IamNomad Sounds like you’re sidelined on all the humanoid AI robotics coins

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Just saw a guy say in consecutive messages

“Lol can’t believe you guys are buying memes again”

“My onchain robotics coins are showing some strength”

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Basically just the same crime/scams/wash trading with tons of binance incentives on top. IMO nobody is talking about it because most are slow to switch chains and it was -EV to talk about it for those that did

For example: They ran a competition for memes launched on their pump fun clone where memes could get +$200k liquidity largely based on 24h price performance and volume

You could buy from a list of coins at 11:55am GMT while the team dumps the price and sell the next day when Binance buys $100k for their LP every day for a week (and could scalp the team wash trading a 20% range)

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@interesting_aIl I’ll give four handfuls of fish food to anyone that can show me a screenshot of a fish going for a watermelon chunk

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@BillSimmons Shaq literally said on tv THIS WEEK he did nothing every summer and played himself into shape

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@LDS_Dems @CherylB2121 “Why do you care? They only confiscated 9,000,000 lethal doses of fentanyl crossing the border last year” is an incredible argument even without considering capture rate

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@ThetaChungus Weird, my Spotify wrapped doesn’t have this data

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@cobie @inversebrah Charles Hoskinson typing out his resume as we speak to slander you for stolen valor

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I think that’s the best possible answer, agree on the second but disagree on the first one.

The IIRIRA of 1996 was much harsher on illegal entrants than the border bill dems tried to pass (emergency authority doesn’t kick in until crossings hits an annual rate of 1.5 million vs unconditional authority increase, codifies non-custodial asylum vs mandated detention)

Modern republicans are further right than bush on amnesty, but his stated immigration policy otherwise goals were basically in line with modern republicans.

Links:

https://t.co/EcQGchoDUm

https://t.co/4NteZ6e9Uf

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@muzzyvermillion Correct with half as many mail votes this year

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@lyndonbajohnson Btw literally 6 weeks ago SpaceX saved one of those “new federal contractors” after they seemingly permanently bricked one of the two entry gates to the ISS

The Biden-Harris FAA is investigating SpaceX because their rocket came back down in the wrong part of the Pacific Ocean

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@CryptoDonAlt “Guys come quick! Time to yell at DonAlt for selling again”

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Think we are at the beginning of the unwind of the AI Chatbot to Earn era

“Intellectual” KOLs preaching a new paradigm will be shocked to learn that it only takes an hour of effort to connect an AI agent to Twitter api and launch a pump fun. It sounds smart so it’s easy to convince people new bidders are coming

Wealth effect from $goat $gnon lead to many smaller rotations in the same category. Not stepping in front of 8 figures of sell pressure from insiders on 9 figure meme coins

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$SPX Looks insane, don't even need to draw a box

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Have been slowly acquiring a position in $rsgp, average ~$220k MC. Reasons:

- most nostalgic digital currency that’s extremely memeable (green cash stack/buying GF/etc.)
- being supported by a OSRS community facing meme account with 100k followers across platforms
- many big OSRS influencers are crypto users, many big crypto influencers played OSRS
- old/“dead” meme coins have been doing well lately
- 3 week slow walk up, very few sellers left. Small enough I can be patient