joey

26, an insect who dreamed he was a man

[joey @joebyroach]

The short horror-comedy I produced with an incredible team in October is out on YouTube now if any of you have 9 minutes and want to hear me pretend to be a YouTuber. Please check it out!! https://t.co/yXFeZ31tGH

[joey @joebyroach]

@Srirachachau My dad MADE me watch Child’s Play. He said “it’s time to stop being afraid”. I think i was 6?

[joey @joebyroach]

@JacksonFromTwit @mirandareinert Jackson this is a legend level take. What do you think of The Postal Service

[joey @joebyroach]

BTW am probably sticking with tidal. But who knows baby!

[joey @joebyroach]

I switched from spotify to apple music to qobuz now to tidal and let me just say the shuffle is massively different on each platform

[joey @joebyroach]

when i was a kid my friend’s brother’s band performed Iron Man for his high school talent show and, first of all, i thought he wrote it, second, i MADE UP a verse and then talked about how cool the “lava pit part” was to the guy afterward

[joey @joebyroach]

@BootsRiley thank you for posting storyboards that aren’t fucking van gogh pieces in response to this for those of us with shaky hands

[joey @joebyroach]

I love that guy he puts pickle juice in my hamm’s

[joey @joebyroach]

at the bar monday telling the bartender (during a rush) that he HAS to see The Fly (during an event, a busy event) because he said “imagine breaking an arm while arm wrestling”

[joey @joebyroach]

@diyfieri It’s rivers + karly singing over what is clearly wednesday’s guitar and weezer’s drums

[joey @joebyroach]

@diyfieri It’s actually fine too

[joey @joebyroach]

@diyfieri I triple checked this because i didnt fucking believe you

[Teddu 🐈 @diyfieri]

Weezer/Wednesday collab

[joey @joebyroach]

fox mulder had ridiculous game and from what i can tell no anxious attachment issues. Aspirational almost

[joey @joebyroach]

Watched alien vs predator with will an when the alien and predator were on screen together he started hollering because he was so stoked i love that guy so much

[joey @joebyroach]

#NewProfilePic #KILL

[joey @joebyroach]

@JacksonFromTwit i havent seen the movie but if this is the plot it must be that this is NOT an unpopular opinion right??

[joey @joebyroach]

i think this girl is so pretty and evry time she texts me i tell her im gonna feed her bugs. What the hell is my problem

[joey @joebyroach]

@JacksonFromTwit Foxing’s great. They soften up a lot later in their discog but it’s never tasteless or sellouty

[joey @joebyroach]

happy pride btw im gonna go watch The Birdcage and dream of a boyfriend who is also a wife

[joey @joebyroach]

I understand everyone hates kale now for WHATEVER REASON but i just ate a whole fucking bushel solo by myself so you all can rot