joe carlacci

Im joe

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

Had the dumb idea of letting Richard drive the German racecar and now my clutch is shot. Thanks richard

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

You never realize how important a friend is until the day comes that they're gonna leave for a long period of time.

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

I just fucked up so bad

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

I need to move out pronto

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

So my dad and I went 50/50 on a boat and took it out today and it had no power. Has low compression in 1 of the cylinders.greaat 😤😤🔧🔩💲💲

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

If a hot girl can get 1,000 retweets,
how many can our troops get.

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

@Ryan_robel panda panda panda 🐼🐼🐼🐈

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

Panda

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

It feels good to drive with the windows down again

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

@Ryan_robel thanks you get anything today

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

Burt dam here we come

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

I found my suspenders

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

@amandabear791 and that's not the reason by the way. You should probably use your brain before you tweet stupid shit. Thanks for lying

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

@amandabear791 um first job? No, it's not like I worked 6 days a week and more than 10 hours a day at shummers or anything #thx#yourthelazy1

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

I love laughing at people's pain

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

Ridiculousness is with out a doubt one of my favorite shows

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

This is the first time in a while I sat down and watched tv at home

[joe carlacci @joecarlacci]

Peyton manning for president