Jet Carter

Chino wearing wanker from Sheffield. Living for the hashtag and contributing to the fact that it wont be funny in two months.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

This should be the headline at every major media outlet.

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@AvantiWestCoast Hi I'm waiting at Preston and need to get to Glasgow. Is there a different route I can take?

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@Slama1594267 Hi, still available?

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@xfm_community @TinyTemper1986

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@EnglandSimpsons @Danny_McMoomins @leeisonfire

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@The_Bladesman Wait, he's only 40?

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@The_Bladesman @ThomasCarter83 did we go to this? might have been even longer ago the one I'm thinking of

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Go and get Wayne Lineker

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@TinyTemper1986 @jonboy_avfc @xfm_community

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@SUFCServices @TomMichaelClay

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@GC_Rail Ok, and who do I contact with regards to compensation from Grand Central towards the LNER ticket I just had to buy on the train ?

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@mikehall_83 @BBCSport Half time wank-a-thon incoming

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@mikehall_83 Putting everything I own on Qatar to win the tournament #itscominghome

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

Get In
#sufc #twitterblades

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@EastMidRailway hi I have a ticket for the 21:32 train from St Panc to Sheffield. Would you recommend going to West Hampstead and getting any train heading to Sheffield, or wait to see if St Panc re-opens ?

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@iain_games @curlywisejon @prnapper @ThomasCarter83

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@ThomasCarter83 Get 'em in Russ 🥃

[Jet Carter @joecarterisreal]

@AXS_UK hi I can't access my tickets for Alan Partridge tomorrow at the O2. Your app keeps asking me to verify my email address, and when I do it asks me again.