Joe

Disclaimer: All tweets are satire.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

LUCKY GAMBLING SQUIRREL. RETWEET FOR GOOD LUCK

[Joe @joeclarkin]

@_AJoseph_ Being a 3rd string QB and throwing a touchdown pass for a 4 win team? Astonishing

[Joe @joeclarkin]

Graham Mertz just got hit so hard a Utah towel ended up in his shoulder pad and he thought it was his own

[Joe @joeclarkin]

Elly De La Cruz and Joey Votto 4 RBIs each and the Reds are beating Atlanta fuck the Mets I’m a Reds fan

[ISLES FANATICS @FanaticsArmy]

2 years ago today the Coliseum closed its doors in epic fashion. Best night of my life

[Woody Johnson @woodyjohnson4]

Week 4 vs KC is a can't miss game! I've got two tickets in the Metlife 50 Club for a lucky fan.

Follow and retweet for a chance to win.

Rules: https://t.co/lQ2ZAvKkGK #KCvsNYJ #Sweepstakes

[Joe @joeclarkin]

Gotta keep your head up when you’re an asshole

[Spoked Z @SpokedZ]

oof tkachuk was bambi legs

[Joe @joeclarkin]

The Rangers somehow have the worst power play in the league after acquiring Kane

[Joe @joeclarkin]

Rangers power play looks so bad with Kane😂

[Joe @joeclarkin]

@StoolBackstage @barstoolsports “I stay in flushing like I’m Dillon Gee” -Action Bronson

[Joe Pantorno @JoePantorno]

Bo Horvat: New York Islander

#Isles

[Joe @joeclarkin]

Eli Manning never made an All-Pro team and never got even 1 MVP vote

[Joe @joeclarkin]

If Zach Wilson isn’t on the bench to start the second half I’m never rooting for Jets again

[Joe @joeclarkin]

@Michael_Fabiano Great stat! Would have loved to have this information before week 1

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lucky Gambling Squirrel. If you don’t retweet you’ll have bad Gambling luck all season

[Joe @joeclarkin]

Another playoff series. In other loss. The maple leafs can eat my dickZ

[Joe @joeclarkin]

Kaylee ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Joe @joeclarkin]

Twitter is way more fun when famous people slap each other on national TV

[Joe @joeclarkin]

@tomdugan5 @AmericaEast The conference SBU is going to just did the exact same thing to JMU for going to the Sun Belt

[Joe @joeclarkin]

@ashton_mcphee @SNYtv @tomdugan5 Juan Uribe