Joe

[Joe @joeclembo]

@SaeedDiCaprio Good lorde how does no one get it?!?!

[Joe @joeclembo]

@CalIMeAlx Never met a twink who doesn't deserve it though

[Joe @joeclembo]

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[Joe @joeclembo]

Sick of being told how to live my life

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood. Do not let it grieve you, no one leaves for good.

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly Well not no one

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly It’s the advertising a single room in a shared house as a one bed flat for me 😡

[Joe @joeclembo]

@CalIMeAlx You would too if you were gonna be in a film with Chris twat

[Joe @joeclembo]

Didn’t realise you could literally shit yourself with fear until my dog saw me in drag for the first time 🥲

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly Omggggggg good luck bb!!!! I have all the belief in tou, you got this!

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly Ill be driving by November hbu??

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly If that made English

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly Mine does the same, but I use that as a tell of how well I’m doing by how much time is between her telling me ans me already knowing I had to do it

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly Missed the poles luckily, but there was definitely the sort of mounting im usually only down for after a few a tequilas

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly If you passed a mock you’ll fly through the main! Just think ‘what would joe do’ ans then do literally anything else

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly One of these fuckers crept up on me

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly Just failed a mock for driving over a traffic calming measure instead of around it….. something to consider

[Joe @joeclembo]

@bxckyly omg yassss UK hun? IS a tune!!!!!!

[Joe @joeclembo]

@CalIMeAlx I’m defo ready now 😘

[Joe @joeclembo]

Twitter is for moody hangover selfies ☠️