Joe D'Amico

Imagine a pizza, that's garbage.
I'm that pizza.
Radio Personality / Writer / Comedian
Actor / Barista / Radio DePaul GM

[Joe D'Amico @joed_amico]

A must watch
https://t.co/I9sdUSjlnq

[Joe D'Amico @joed_amico]

Want to hear your fav personalty talk Chicago sports from the perspective of a hick suburb kid? Well tune into my show "Views from the Dirty 630" on https://t.co/oZTI7hEsMm from 1:30-3. Special topic at the end of the show as always.

Stay dirty.

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

We’ve achieved a koala chlamydia ward, so there’s nothing left for us to accomplish.

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

Bill Cosby found guilty of all three counts of drugging and molesting a woman in 2004 https://t.co/SMqJDbab22

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Nothing Wrong With A Good Old-Fashioned Ham And Cheese Sandwich https://t.co/MMXvMMWaO0

[Joe D'Amico @joed_amico]

friend: Joe a bottle in hand is worth two in the bush.

me: Dude stop burying all our bottles.....

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My last first day of school started the exact same way as my first ever day of school, me convincing myself it's natural to be up this early

[Joe D'Amico @joed_amico]

Like my ancestors who survived the bubonic plague once said "you're never to sick to smash".

[Joe D'Amico @joed_amico]

Guys what if I'm Spartacus.....

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Ok either egg farmers really need to step up their game or I just hard boiled ping pong balls again #hollowbreakfast

[Stefan Marolachakis @stefanmymind]

Aaaaaand here's your photo of Trump looking straight at the eclipse

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Sometimes Chicago alleys are scary, sometimes they're scenic...
...other times they smell so bad you have an out of body experience

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This eclipse looks a while lot like a thunderstorm #Eclipse2017 #Eclipse #Chicago

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Barber: I don't know what it's called when someone gets a haircut without paying.

Me: Oh you mean a Snip and Dip™

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I think I just saw Steve Bannon on the CTA doing that "which cup is the ball under" trick for money...... #bannondown

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Sit in on a trumpet lesson and yell "TEQUILA" everytime they stop.

Sometimes it'll miss, but when it hits IT'S MAGICAL....

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How do we avoid nuclear war?

Trump and Kim Jong Un both jog on treadmills.

Last on to faint wins.

Congress here I come *Mic drop*

[Radio DePaul Sports @rdpsports]

America's Favorite Mascot®

[Q101 @Q101Chicago]

The Blackstone is hosting a free dino-themed dance party for Lollapalooza, complete with a velociraptor 🦖💃🕺

https://t.co/ZAYhZnGRt6

[Joe D'Amico @joed_amico]

Can't we all just get along.....and watch Austin Powers 3 #goldmember #goldgovernment