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I played Tekken 2 in 1998 at Chi-Chi’s house. I also like beef jerky.

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@WTVYNews4 takes the lead with a touchdown, the score is 7-0 after the extra point. Viewers get the ball to start the second quarter. The time is 2:45

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@WTVYNews4 why can’t you include a small screen with the game on in the corner. You have the technology.

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@TheoVon Friendship was another one I enjoyed.

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@TheoVon I watched Mountainhead on hbomax. Not in theaters, but it’s new.

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https://t.co/k62rxFJVb8

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Jared Goff does a 360, throws a football 22 yards and Jamo runs a TD.

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@JohnCena please never change. I’ve been bitter in my life for a long time and now I have love and smiles in my life. It’s not because of you, sorry, but the amount of love and joy makes me feel like you, and no one can even see you! Stay golden, John, the goodness is unstoppable

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@JohnMayer just saw the Prius pick up for Bob Saget. That was heavy, but beautiful. He brought tons of joy and I’m happy he played a part in bringing me joy for 20 years+

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@TheoVon hey big homie. I hope you’re doing well. Was watching a show tonight and there was a kid on the show named Theo. The show had me on the edge of my seat during the high point. The kid named Theo did a pterodactyl impression at the end. #dinosaurs

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#shoutouts to everyone watching #WillTrent that did a #pterodactylsound just now

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Happy birthday @SarahSquirm you’re pretty awesome.

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@dominos why won’t you cowards let me put the tator tots on my pizza as one of the non-meat toppings? Was told I could purchase a pizza and loaded tots and they’d put that on there. I don’t want that. I want tots on my pizza with Philly steak meat and bacon. With Alfredo sauce.

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@bertkreischer is this true?

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@bbnomula am I new here or did I just hear Edamame on a truly commercial while watching #nfllive #fridaysarecool

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Should be a wild match #wwethebump #HIAC #koversusbianca

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@elonmusk if you helicopter dick in zero gravity, what happens?

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@elonmusk purchased Twitter and already #POSpsaki wants to regulate by law. Just go to MSNBC already.

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Happy 3/16 day #steencoldstoveaustin #stevecoldstoneflossin @Atl4life10 @steveaustinBSR @bertkreischer @stevebuscemi

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@GlennJacobsTN I’m lookin at the #maninthemirror

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Wrestlemania night 1 was fantastic, it’ll be tough for night 2 to be as good. #wwe #WrestleMania