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[joel @joeeld]

@ShawnBinder 💀💀💀

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

*whispering near straight guy’s phone so they get targeted ads* hemming, tailoring, hemmed pants, pants that fit, tailor, tailors near me, how to get pants hemmed

[xan @G59_Xan]

“i actually like being alone” as i check my notifications 20 times to see if anyone texted me

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

I need a reset. I need to sit in an 90’s Wendy’s solarium.

[Grabbon @Grabbon_]

No we fucking don't

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

eles fazendo a mercedes se apaixonar pelo kurt só pra ela se decepcionar e cantar bust your windows

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

16 years later and sue's "no. me. sue sylvester." is still one of the funniest deliveries on glee 😭

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

A.I. could never create a more watchable video than this

[a n g e l a ⊹₊ ⋆𐚁 @cryjustalittIe]

When kacey musgraves said “I mean for real, what the hell?” I felt that one

[joel @joeeld]

@lights me with a hard boiled egg in the microwave last year 😭🫣

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

hope she’s having a good day 💖

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is Earth Day.

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

see how gracefully you age when you eat lumpia? adobo? every single day

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

They used to talk about David Suzuki like he was Jesus in elementary school

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

emma stone.
amanda bynes.
penn badgley.
stanley tucci.
lisa kudrow.
aly michalka.

what a cast.

[joel @joeeld]

@JinkxMonsoon @yosoymichael STOP 😭😭😭

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

i want to see the ceo of apple eat an iphone

[joel @joeeld]

@lights @ashhpotato I’m pretty sure I put that as my fave quote in my grade 12 yearbook 😂