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[joe faul @joefaul]

The boat parade was shit but the eurodance party is fucking brilliant.

[joe faul @joefaul]

I hope China get into a fight with the Central African Republic in the bogs of their shared boat. Chile just innocent bystanders.

[joe faul @joefaul]

Cambodia’s is nice too.

[joe faul @joefaul]

Cambodia’s is nice too.

[joe faul @joefaul]

Bhutan have the best boat.

[joe faul @joefaul]

Bhutan have the best boat.

[joe faul @joefaul]

I 100% believe this. Thank god for people with an agenda having an uncanny ability to find these people and call them out on their behaviour that definitely happened. All we want is our country back.

[Queen of the Flumps @TheMistressRox]

On train to London. Sitting opposite two ladies and I remarked their little 2 year old (I’m guessing) boy was super cute and looked so lovely in his outfit. They promptly told me their child was non binary and hadn’t decided what it wanted to be yet🤦🏻‍♀️It’s going to be a long trip

[joe faul @joefaul]

Someone has forgotten to turn her off.

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

I want to live in a country where our children can grow up confident and secure at school. It’s time for change.

Read more about my bill here 👇

https://t.co/CqkOKNP5Zh

[joe faul @joefaul]

@jave225 @jonmikesav8 I was waiting for the punchline

[joe faul @joefaul]

The Israeli ambassador to the UK is about as endearing as Myra Hindley.

[James Dart @James_Dart]

MAN GETTING HIT
BY FOOTBALL

[joe faul @joefaul]

Such a good idea, it’s been endorsed by the moron’s moron.

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

I welcome the delay on banning the sale of new petrol and diesel cars as well as the delay on the ban on oil and gas boilers. This is particularly important for rural areas. 1/2

[joe faul @joefaul]

Being breastfed into your 50s has serious implications on your mental health.

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

'I think Boris has won in the court of public opinion'

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg tells ITV News the former prime minister would win a by-election if triggered after today's hearing, but doesn't believe it will be necessary.

[joe faul @joefaul]

@virginmedia I tried to via text but it kept telling me that my DOB was wrong, which it wasn’t.

[joe faul @joefaul]

@virginmedia Hi. I'm trying to get a PAC code, but my account page doesn't have the "switching" option stated on your website. Please can you help.

[joe faul @joefaul]

@virginmedia Im still a customer, but my SIM deal recently expired

[joe faul @joefaul]

@virginmedia My deal with you has expired unfortunately, so text not working.

[joe faul @joefaul]

@Man_Power_Music Brilliant. Thank you.

[joe faul @joefaul]

If this guy doesn’t win sports personality of the year tonight it’s a fucking travesty

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

A runner that goes by the nickname "Uncle Chen" ran a marathon in under 3.5 hours while smoking cigarettes 😮

[joe faul @joefaul]

@palmamod @Criminalsimpson Superb.

[joe faul @joefaul]

You’ve probably never heard of it, but there was once a club called the Hacienda.

[FAC51 The Haçienda @Fac51hacienda]

This Saturday 5th November sees the @BBCTwo transmission of the long awaited documentary “The Hacienda : The Club That Shook Britain” at 1015pm.
The programme will be available on @BBCiPlayer after broadcast.

[joe faul @joefaul]

@ScottBentonMP You’ve taken a shit with your clothes on again haven’t you. Is it tiring to be this inept?