City Joe

🇻🇦 | Urbanist | Predictions Expert | Full Stack Vibe Coder

[City Joe @joefromcity]

Men who make up the most autistic and borderline heretical reasons to not have sex with their wives are spiritually homosexual

[Chud Thomist 🇻🇦 @ChudThomist]

Getting a lot of hate so let me explain myself: If I had a very attractive wife I might want to have a lot of intercourse with her which wouldn’t be aimed at begetting children (or according to some at improving our relationship) which is obviously a sin. I hate sin and thus 1/3

[City Joe @joefromcity]

My least trad opinion is this is America we speak English in Church.

[geeg 🇻🇦🦎 @geeg_mp4]

My least trad opinions are:

I don't like the SSPX and disagree with them a lot.

Nicotine is gay.

I eat meat on Fridays outside of lent (I do another form of penance)

[City Joe @joefromcity]

@whyareyougoy You think I want a woman teaching my kids? How woke of you

[City Joe @joefromcity]

@RyanDay2Heaven I’ll just use my VPN like everyone else has been doing

[City Joe @joefromcity]

@Dexerto We’ve reached late stage goyslop

[City Joe @joefromcity]

@ScottyNodak Conditional Alleluia

[City Joe @joefromcity]

If Lindsay Clancy were a man he would already be on death row.

[Alex Dwyer @AlexDwyerKS]

Damn this data center just started up and now my property taxes are gone, the city is expanding park services, my iCloud storage is cheaper and electric bill went down.

This is an outrage!

[City Joe @joefromcity]

Happy Feast of the Assumption

[City Joe @joefromcity]

@ScottyNodak You don’t get a hangover if you don’t stop drinking

[City Joe @joefromcity]

This is protestantcoded due to the lack of a chair

[contrabane 🍷 @c0ntrabane]

tradcath bed

[City Joe @joefromcity]

Who is this we?

[Justin @JustinUSA]

I’ve been raising alarms about this for months, but nobody would listen to me.

Most young Republicans have been completely brainwashed into thinking the groyper ideology is “cool.”

We have a serious problem, and the Republican Party is asleep at the wheel.

Just like Dems lost their party to radicals, Republicans might make the same mistake and we can’t let that happen.

[City Joe @joefromcity]

@uncheckedpriv @DrewMitrisin Don’t speed or blow through stop signs

[City Joe @joefromcity]

Very rude to refer to our seminar teacher as a cow.

She did have milkers though

[HowlingTheo @TheoKingofTrain]

I milked cows as a teenager so I think I’m good

[City Joe @joefromcity]

If you’re unironically into the Roman Empire or Greek history you are gay.

[City Joe @joefromcity]

Does it really need to be said 👀

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Kansas City Chiefs have released the first renderings for their stadium that is set to open in 2031.

[City Joe @joefromcity]

Wait so FSSP is telling parishioners to not engage in non-Catholic worship and the “trads” are mad?

[The Catholic Esquire @EsquireCatholic]

This is from FSSP bulletin near the Immaculata in Kansas. Maybe they’ll be brave and honest enough to defend Vatican II and the New Mass in writing for the world to see now too since their entire existence is conditioned on accepting modernist novelties.

[City Joe @joefromcity]

Rizz up the Chick fil A drive through baddie with a septum piercing

[City Joe @joefromcity]

@ManagerTactical Better players = better product which means people watch

[City Joe @joefromcity]

Number 1: being better than England at the sport

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

🇦🇷 All 31 dirty tricks Argentina unleashed on England:

1' Mac Allister leaves one on Anderson
2' Paredes pushes Bellingham, leading to a confrontation
3' Enzo comes in late on Anderson