Joegernaut

Double Virgo

[Joegernaut @joeg3rnaut]

Cmat melbourne

[Joegernaut @joeg3rnaut]

@subhumansupreme @TheDarkDuchesss @suchnerve Maaaybe with some luck when the world was normal, though DT just made it so EVERY company would need to be doing this at the SAME time, plus pay extra to import specialised machines or the materials to make new ones because they’re just not physically already in the US.

[diana @eurofamiliaa]

Time for King Gustaph! #eurovision

[Ethan @ethxhope]

Cyprus is so sexy and he can sing? Yeah he needs to win! #eurovision https://t.co/F6pTDWj7k1

[Joegernaut @joeg3rnaut]

@AndreTheTruth @VoicesByZane Truly. If those t shirts HAD hit him would he not have been thrown back enough to knock Maude over the edge? He survived by his supernatural aura of dumb luck but she would’ve died either way

[Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 @Tim_Tweeted]

A George Santos drag number by Meatball

[Missy Lynn @Vessyteena]

Oh wow…

[Joegernaut @joeg3rnaut]

Idea for “Cocaine Bear II, Bears on Ice” Little psychic Canadian girl gets wrong bus to her ice skating comp and winds up in small tundra town where a polar bear has broken into local meth lab. It’s equal parts I, Tonya; Frozen Planet w David Attenborough; and The Shinning

[Joegernaut @joeg3rnaut]

Yes, 9 tickets for the Cocaine Bear pls

[Poltergeist III Enjoyer @daviskbates_]

Me defending the cocaine bear in Cocaine Bear (2023)

[Terry O'Connor @tf_oconnor]

i’m rooting for them 😪

[NME Australia @nmeaustralia]

The inaugural First & Forever Festival promised to celebrate Blak excellence and delivered on all fronts. Read the NME review https://t.co/Pp88FbtPSF

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the sound i’m in tears

[Hey Fagatha @HeyFagatha]

Too much of a twink for bear town
Too hairy for twink town

[The Chaser @chaser]

Statement: Sometimes in comedy you put a foot wrong. Last night we tweeted some things in the heat of the moment that on reflection were still very funny and you can all expect another week of this

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[Joegernaut @joeg3rnaut]

@no_bunch @d_mugavin They killed an ineffective bill that labor wouldn’t hear any greens amendments on. It had little in the way of future proofing, and pandered to the libs. The greens got much more effective action done with Gillard that’s still to this day the bulk of our emissions reductions

[Joegernaut @joeg3rnaut]

@FearSay10 @PaulBrandITV @SamRyderMusic I think Humperdink did that a long time ago mate 😂