Joe Hart

Dance dad - Baseball Dad

"Drink and know things"

[Joe Hart @JoeHartVB]

@JimmysSeafood Ex. Little Bro needs to be put into place. And deserves a smack

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Spanish broadcast of Malik Tillman’s free kick

MAJESTIC 🇺🇸

[Richmond Braves @RichmondBraves]

Let’s talk about 2027 SS Colt Bradshaw’s summer:

.471 BA in the meat of the lineup that sees big arms all summer.

Has drawn 7 walks to 2 strikeouts.

88% contact percentage on the summer.

.944 fielding percentage with one error on the year.

Get on this dude!

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Bronny: “Dad I can’t believe we’re leaving the Lakers”

LeBron:

[Grayson Friske @bear_friske17]

First pitch of WWBA. Line drive 💣 to tie the game at 3. @trey_daly @CapeHenryCBaseb @BrandonHathaw19 @ksallday19 @_thedirtbags

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸⚽️⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸⚽️⚽️🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸

[Resist the Mainstream @ResisttheMS]

Kenny Chesney: "I've never saw it to be my place to use my stage or platform, no matter where I'm playing, to tell people how to think or how to vote."

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

Best thing you'll see on the internet today. ❤️

Martin Ødegaard leads the Norway squad and thousands of fans in the iconic Viking Row after securing their place in the World Cup knockout stages. 👏🚣🇳🇴

Football is about moments like these.

[Joe Hart @JoeHartVB]

The @Patriots must play at @MurrayfieldStad!

@TartanArmyGroup

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Meanwhile, Seattle….

Our media sucks.

[Joe Hart @JoeHartVB]

@chivoinmortal 😂

[Joe Hart @JoeHartVB]

@DSteady7 🤘🏻

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[Joe Hart @JoeHartVB]

@TheCinesthetic Damn near everyone in true Romance:
Gary Oldman
Dennis Hopper
Christopher Walken
Balkey
Michael Rappaport

[Joe Hart @JoeHartVB]

Soccer player bat

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

It was always an awkward moment when someone needed the red bat.

“Yeah, Billy, you can play but you gotta use the red bat.”

“But I wanna use the yellow bat like everybody else.”

“Motherfucker, you went 0-for-46 yesterday. The yellow bat is no longer an option for you.”

[Cape Henry Collegiate Baseball @CapeHenryCBaseb]

Playing 3–5 games per week requires our coaching staff to develop and utilize more than just 2–3 pitchers in a season. The volume of games demands that we build depth and give multiple players innings.

This year
Players # Innings Pitched
4 6–9 IP
2 12–14 IP
2 20–24 IP
2 40–44 IP

[Joe Hart @JoeHartVB]

@DSteady7 @AthleticsNA @PrepBaseballVA @757_Baseball1 @coachscott20 @coachnateburns Congratulations Davis!

[Cape Henry Collegiate Baseball @CapeHenryCBaseb]

Congratulations to our 2026 All-State honorees:

Jr. Colt Bradshaw First Team
Sr. Noah Hummel First Team
Sr. Chris Martinez Second Team

@coltbradshaw45
@NoahHummel60
@Chri5Mart1nez

[Joe Hart @JoeHartVB]

@JimmysSeafood Clean em first. Then steam.

This is the way, Season, Steam, and Eat. With beers