Joe

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@nataba64 @DianeCapone @MarcusFOX29 lol have you ever even been there? it is absolutely not an open air drug market

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@mikepescatore @HelloMcKnight THAT AXE HIT HIM SO HARD HIS APPENDIX BURST

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

It was a historic night and my only regret was not being there live.But I was glued to my tv and was thrilled to be watching my heroes move on. Hard to believe its been 28 years. The best is yet to come. Congratulations to the greatest ever, the mighty Montreal Canadiens!

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@YaDunn i was picturing her working the steering wheel with the left and shifting with the right

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@YaDunn how does she work the pedals?

[Joe @joehasbeard]

Better see if they have wood putty for the hole in your head.

[Joe @joehasbeard]

gotta say, the E.R. anti-vax discourse is astounding. Anti-vax but you're here for an infection? You sure you trust that penicillin bro?

[Joe @joehasbeard]

Broken wrist? You're gonna let the pharmaceutical industry shackle you with paper-mache?

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@ultramegasteve ::moonlight sonata plays::

[Joe @joehasbeard]

Dilemma: My girlfriend has been violently ill all night after a chicken cheesesteak dinner from Steak 'em Up. I wasnt sick at all... do I eat the other half of my sandwich (and possibly hers?)

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@ultramegasteve pass that shit

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@FatBort DISGRATZIAD

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@tmbotg @tiffavigilante THINK ABOUT THE DIRT

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@TCPescatore @JCityComics @comicchatA

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@tiffavigilante @TCPescatore @HelloMcKnight 🚨🚨🚨

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@tiffavigilante just claimed that Donna Summer sang Rebel Yell

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

Let’s settle this debate

[Joe @joehasbeard]

@YaDunn hard boiled eggs and a soft pretzel is one of my favorite brekkies