Joe Joe Birdwell

Engineer, Golfer, DFS Degen, TeamLeach

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@bennyjohnson Are you telling me the $5 footlong is now $500?

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Imagine drafting both of them in the same draft

Deciding you want neither of them

Only getting one 1st rounder, 29 games of Anthony Davis, and Max Christie in return

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

Wreck ‘em!

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

BACK-TO-BACK CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS FOR THE RED RAIDERS 👏

(3) @TexasTechSB defeats (1) Alabama, 2-0, to advance to the National Championship Series!

#WCWS

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@KylePorterNS @NoLayingUp He 5-putted?

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@cityoftulsagov Thanks for the parking ticket at 8:23 AM in front of my apartment. Got home from the gym, ran up to shower, came back down to find the Meter Führer finishing my ticket. I was the ONLY car on the street. Truly keeping Tulsa safe. Great use of tax dollars. 🙄#Tulsa

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@plus5handicap @GOLF_com I checked the date as well.

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@SlaterNFL I know it’s cliche, but the book brings in so much more detail. What I love about Andy Weir (wrote this and The Martian), is his books are more grounded in physics than fantasy. I love Sci Fi, but I don’t consider this my traditional sci fi.

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@gehrenbergdfs @StokasticGolf FML

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@GolfCourseGurus Feels like a list from someone who hasn’t played golf in Oklahoma.

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@CigsMake Brought to you by Cramblin Duvet advertising

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #JacobRodriguez

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@swish41 says it best

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Leave it to Dirk Nowitzki to give the best monologue I've heard on national TV about why the Nico Harrison firing was long overdue. 41 forever.

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #JacobRodriguez

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@louis81349 @SenTomCotton Can drivers not drive in the dark during the morning? Can kids not look both ways before crossing? This isn’t a modern day problem.

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@NFL @chargers Every man get a man, every good man get two!

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@SickosCommittee We had a coach make us do this in high school… absolute cowardly call. Give your players a chance to make a play. Also, throwing a deep ball gives opportunities for def holding or P.I. Cowards.

[Joe Joe Birdwell @joejoeb67]

@kclairerogers @MiguelVol995 Once a professional, always a professional (in that sport).

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@johnnieO 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Jane Slater @SlaterNFL]

Jerry Jones clearly elated after this one. Postgame scrum