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[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Best.
Shot.
EVER!

Jazz F Trevor Booker makes UNREAL #SCtop10 shot with 0.2 left on shot clock. » http://t.co/t5QKa27mbt

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

Go ahead Jerry! Put a 100 dollar bill between Chris Christies fat fuckin stretch mark scarred beefy traitor Cowboys fan tits!

[bob @joekane16]

@ChelseaNedo yo babes

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Would Phil Jackson draft Michael or Kobe first? "I'd flip a coin." Zen Master said he'd take Bill Russell before either. (via @TIME)

[Tj Martinak @Tjm238]

@PerryIvery @joekane16 #tbt #calu

[Dave Dameshek @Dameshek]

S.Hartnell: "Seeing Sidney Crosby do what he does, you learn to not like him fast." Ironic, @Hartsy19. 99.87% of earth says same about you.

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

Russell Wilson's girlfriend...thoughts? #crazywhitechicks

[Jeff Mackey @JMackey0718]

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay." -- @adamcarolla

[Dave Dameshek @Dameshek]

Dierdorf: "That's something you don't see Peyton Manning do very often." Yes, Dan, in January, it's EXACTLY what we've seen him do.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Joe Webb will be the 1st QB in NFL history to start a postseason game after not attempting a single pass all season.

[Dave Dameshek @Dameshek]

Remember, kids: you don't need to be Jadeveon Clowney to make great defensive plays. You just need to play Pitt #TheMoreYouKnow #CompassBowl