Joe Kassabian

host of @lions_by . Author of The Hooligans of Kandahar and a lot of sci fi. Holocaust and Genocide Denial Researcher.

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My debut gunpowder fantasy novel THE HIGHLANDS BURN is now available!
https://t.co/qZLIO9DWR1

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@MarcBoss16

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Embracing western culture in Pompeii

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@RegrettableDec1 It required all of them

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They only wounded me

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🪏🤠 @butleriano]

we need to prosecute the men who did this before they die of old age.

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Imagine having to form the honor guard for the paul brothers lol

[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

Lmao

[Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent]

Great to welcome @jakepaul to the Treasury Department today.

Jake’s path from content creator to entrepreneur and professional boxer is a distinctly American story. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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This shit must go so hard if you're dumb as hell

[Kassy Akiva @KassyAkiva]

Here’s a scene from @realDailyWire’s RUN, HIDE, FIGHT: INFIDELS showing the problem with the leftist-terrorist alliance.

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@ForTullos And this was the second time he was arrested for plotting a terrorist attack

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Lmao come on man

[Desirée Townsend @DesireeReports]

Sen. Mitch McConnell leaves the Senate after casting his vote in the Senate Agriculture Committee this afternoon.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Trump says the US will stop trade with Europe if Canada joins the European Union as an 'associate member'

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How does Ed Sheeran fuck this up so badly that everyone is sympathetic for Macklemore in 2026

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Just like the 3 day special military operation, right

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

Putin adviser Nikolai Patrushev says the state of Poland would cease to exist within two to three days if it entered a war against Russia.

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@USEmbassyBaku Eat shit

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It would be incredibly on brand for this administration to put a grifting podcaster on currency.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Mississippi Republicans propose putting Charlie Kirk on a brand new $15 bill to honor his legacy

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"Now"

[Ben Obese-Jecty MP @BenObeseJecty]

The US Government is now protecting paedophiles.

US Marines conducting a raid on British soil, on which they have no jurisdiction, to seize one of their own diplomats and then use US military resources to ferry the suspect out of the country and fly him to the US is completely unacceptable.

This is yet another flagrant breach of the Visiting Forces Act 1952, which no longer appears to be fit for purpose given the contempt in which the US hold it; Our Government must act.

After the outrages of Anne Sacoolas and, only three months ago, rapist Jacob Wulfson evading British justice with help from the US, we now see a paedophile smuggled out of the UK by the US military.

Absolutely grotesque.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

I remember Starcraft Ghost. I'm not getting my hopes up.

[STARCRAFT @StarCraft]

DEFEND MANKIND. JOIN THE DOMINION.

STARCRAFT. 2030.

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@MrQuilvioVergas One of my favorite shitposts of all time

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Look, all I'm saying is the Houthis conducted zero amphious landings prior to Mr. Beast and James Patterson publishing a book together.

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He doesn't even remember who he is lol

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. It'll be an absolutely magnificent structure.

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Netflix celebrates the Kirkiversary

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Nearly did himself a neck injury.