G.I. JOEL⚪️

If nothing good ever happens after midnight, why does it always feel so damn good?

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

I accidently used too much "No more tears" shampoo in 2002 and haven't felt a single emotion since then.

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

how come every time I break up with a girl, they end up marring their next relationship. but if they break up with me, I'm getting blocked...

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

@Yankees come get your fan.

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Lock him up

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

@RogueCompany How about a collateral axe kill?

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

@RogueCompany @Alienware is having website problems and I cannot claim the skin :(

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

@RogueCompany I will only accept apologies in the form of a hint to our next rogue.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Muffin. Her daycare had all the dogs pose for a yearbook. It even included signatures and bloopers. 14/10 for all

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

Hey @Tinder, can you please stop matching me with accounts that only promote an @OnlyFans account? I mean there is nothing wrong with the creators, however they only want me to subscribe...

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

All I want for Christmas is a new pair of Jordan's.

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

Ima need to get back into golfing 👀

[SNKR_TWITR @snkr_twitr]

Jordan 12 Low Golf

Link 1 -> https://t.co/IwU1ID3nkt
( use code BLACKFRIDAY on Playoffs)

Rattan https://t.co/9cB3JEqXkb

#AD

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

Herringbone hats are the ugliest hat of all time.

[KicksOnFire @kicksonfire]

Air Jordan 1 High “Washed Pink” 💕 Rate for this pair ?

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

Yall women are way to proud of your boyfriends and baby daddy's in prison. Like good job you've got yourself one hell of a stand up guy. I bet he's a great inspiration for your son.

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

Never forget who made your life difficult when you're already living through hell.

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

Why is the internet angrier at Kanye then they ever were at Jeffrey Epstien?

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

She's a 4 but her dad is rich.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winnie. She's just sitting here watching you do your best, and she's so proud. 12/10

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

The word "Alaye" is scam slang. If you see this word in a conversation with someone regarding money, or assume that you're being scammed, use this. It will let the scammer know immediately that you're on to them. #retweettosavealife

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

Everything will fall into place Everything will fall into place Everything will fall into place Everything will fall into place Everything will fall into place Everything will fall into place Everything will fall into place

[G.I. JOEL⚪️ @joel_mccall]

Fuck I don't know anymore.

[Route One Apparel @routeoneapparel]

Reaaaally want an egg custard snowball with extra marshmallow right now