Joel M.

Cosmopolitan writer type: got my own column and everything. White hat journo, good decision maker. All wrapped in a soft, warm flannel bundle. #OWRP @Chiligoat

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

People often ask how I speak so many languages, and I don't care to brag much, but it really boils down to just learning a couple of key sentences:
1) Hello.
2) Thanks.
3) Where's the bathroom?
4) Don't shoot!
5) Can I pet your dog?

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

ghost cowboys 👻🏜️

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

LIVE BY DA CODE - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

@geoanachronism Big Richard

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

@SwiftShimada OH you meant JO'L and CO'L

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

Cole is a great name for a cowboy, just sayin'.

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

@SwiftShimada audacity cassidy

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

@SwiftShimada You accuse me, a Canadian innocent, of having a cowboy up to shenanigans kind of name?? The audacity

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

And it's good to switch up an alias when you're an outlaw on the run! Keeps things fresh, keeps the dogs off your scent

not that I'm an outlaw on the run, i'm just speaking hypothetically, lol, haha, lmao

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

@BlinkinMad Yeah like you know all my middle names

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

Dunno what all the hubbub's about, it's always been Joel...

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

@MogMoira ..cause they were greasy?

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

joel m.: horse opera enjoyer

[doomer @uncledoomer]

got my johnson shot today (was cleaning my gun and blew off my penis)

[Moira O'Deorain @MoirasWill]

Vaccines aren't dangerous.

What IS dangerous is when I come after you for not getting vaccinated.

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

there he is again. every time you're at your weariest, he tips his hat back and gives you a saucy little wink to pull you back up on your feet. hard work, hard play

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

Why's the Knight of Pentacles a cowboy? Cause he is - on his horse, plodding steady round the wheatfield. A hard worker with generous hands. He's plowed, his sown, he'll reap it too, and herd cattle cross country if needs must.

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

@Lucio__txt the clump-clonk-clink of boots and spurs has betrayed me for almost forty years, i got no chance

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

the kpoppies found me

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

reminder: most cops subscribe to this part of the political compass. spit

[Joel M. @joel_morricone]

Remember folks: fascists are cowards. If you spot one of those lily-livered hate machines, put a spanner in their works. Make the sniveling shitbag eat dirt. It's the moral thing to do