Joel Masika

Military mind

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Ngina Kenyatta gave Jommo jnr another grandchild juzi and Kenyans jubilated

Ngina, nomenclature forged after her grandmother is an exotic stunner

Makeup brands stand no chance with her

Her face glistens without fenty

Jayden's only girl. Humble and enterprenurial

Totally OUT OF POLITICS

Xi Jin Ping of China has one known child, a daughter- she is like a monocotyledon

Hardly seen. Rarely heard

Russia- same, ni rumours tu. They are unseen. Unheard

Spoilt brat wa Trump has caused 3 weeks protest in Albania over resort.

Causing republicans irreparable ruckus

In Uganda and Rwanda, the "meddling sons" are both military experts trained at the Napoleon Institute

Not low IQ, spoilt Nganya FOOLS!

Then we have Shaolin. Suddenly underground after kelele zetu but her kid bro is ticking all the wrong boxes

Ruto cannot torpedo Kenya. He had his chances in 2022

Spent it replenishing his white blood cells abroad

Invoking God is hitherto fallacious

He has one year! He better perform miracles

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Christ of Golgotha!

I've not been this impressed by a human being in ages!

OCS Embakasi East, Gotta City

Woman negotiated btwn riot police and youth amicably juzi

And imagine alikuwa off duty! Please get me her name

She deserves a crown!

IG Kanja, pea huyu Promotion!

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@KijanaRoy @Sperratto_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@Its_Roddie She is a witch 🧙‍♀️

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@AokoOtieno_ 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@Kenyans First reduce your salary to continue on where will he get the money!

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@Kenyans Watu wanamskiza huyu kama nani? Na anaongea kama nani????!!!

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@AokoOtieno_ @its_PBLO 🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@citizentvkenya Huyu jamaa anaogea kama nani? Na why are they listening to him! You should be talking to Ruto not anyone else

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@dan_nyagah Lakini kukuwa na akili ya kuzaliwa ni kitu muhimu sana, walikunyima hadi ya kuzaliwa 🤔

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@AokoOtieno_ @Im_milly2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@JackM_Theegreat @Stay_Hidden0 Try many markets in trusted banks

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@AokoOtieno_ Leukaemia and HIV go hand in hand

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@AokoOtieno_ You have just made my morning jaber! I like you, though. I can't get you

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@shesjust_Mimi @SimiyuAlphonce @WilliamsRuto 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@omwambaKE Yet the police men who short people are not taken to court?? What is Ruto doing... who can you appoint The Inspector General and not have authority over him??? Sisi si wanjinga bwana

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@Gregy_Ke Hizi unga watakula hadi lini? Na wengi ni wamama wameoanga laini... kindly helezeeni hao wamama vile kunaenda na kikuyu tafadhali....

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@kijanayapuea Aky 🤣🤣🤣

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@VincentGitari1 Think youth kindly, don't take the speech lightly.... she better be out next elections... na be present when the votes are been counted.... she better have only votes from his family alone

[Joel Masika @joeladek]

@cfcrodney_ Pia yeye itabidi ameelewa chenye kinaendelea the hard way 😅😅