joel assenburg

just a dude

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@OleKenyan @si_yonce body ain’t spiking it back the next day bro

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

my mother was in early menopause, they gave her shitty hormones that resulted in her death from breast cancer. i’d rather not demand anymore “solutions” if i knew the name ray peat 15 years ago, i could have saved my own mother

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Every woman on earth should be demanding solutions for menopause - your heart, your bones, your connective tissue, beauty, mental health, intellect - And no one tells u about this

Whoever invests in this now will be rich. Please God spare the millennials

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@moomoolabiff butter chicken is really hard to nail down

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

i think greta van fleet would be better off just being a led zeppelin cover band

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@NorthernLove93 @KeyOfBart you need a toilet on board if you want to do that

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@photobiogenesis @LandsharkRides damn this is tasty

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@BowTiedBroke

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@our_decay shooter special called the tetanus shot

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@Bailerwx @CTVNews are you retarded?

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@leamaric it ain’t like that

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

A&W SMASHBURGERS

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@NickHintonn

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@LiamCristiano this is exhaust ducting

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

people have to also remember the lone star tick is also predatory, it actively hunts a host rather than passively waiting to hitch a ride like other ticks

[Tom Stoukas @StoukasTom]

Some goof at the World Economic Forum was talking about a way to make people allergic to meat and out of no where we get this.

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@BreatheLesss yeah loud and clear

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

we used to do this in canada, our dollar was backed by oil at one point

[Don Johnson @DonMiami3]

The oil cannot be printed

The gasoline cannot be printed

The diesel cannot be printed

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@joe_warmington a drywaller’s nightmare

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@ctvwinnipeg small majority? lol

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@BowTiedBull you forgot they modify these viruses in labs

[joel assenburg @joelassenburg]

@MartyrPanda @blacknredtext click this for a surprise