Joely

cricket tragic and wearer of large hats

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@British_Airways I’ve just landed on the 294 and parked at a bus gate, four buses turned up and unloaded half the aircraft but now no bus for 20 minutes. I appreciate us folk down the back don’t really matter to you guys but this is a bit ridiculous

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@Vitality_UK is there something up with your systems today? I’ve tried logging in multiple times and every time I get an incorrect password message, so I reset my password and then once reset get told my new password is now incorrect

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@Hertz I’m in Orlando and the MCO office have mucked up my rental agreement but I have no way of calling them to get it fixed, your central call centre can’t fix it and the local number just asks for an extension I don’t know or sends me back to central office. Please help

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@drdickdixon @GeorgeDobell1 Is he Jos’ cousin?

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@ajarrodkimber He would be much more valuable slapping 30 off 20 before getting out in the 19th over

[Joely @joelbdavison]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @GlenfiddichSMW 40 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/HFY2fInLQz

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@normal_danny Milestone jock straps

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@sciencevs @Remember_Sarah Sad to see you moving to Spotify. Hard to see how a science based show can share the same platform as Joe Rogan. I guess you won’t be allowed to do a show on ivermectin now.

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@SkyNews Is his collection of Razzle and Readers' Wives going to be held in probate till then?

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@markthomasinfo Get in line.

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@GeorgeDobell1 @baewellmm To be fair he'll be run you out before he gets the chance.

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@WindsorGtPark my elderly mum booked tickets for your Christmas illuminations as a treat to her grandkids but accidentally booked the wrong day but @seetickets are proving impossible to contact to amend them, is this anything you can help with?

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@PlayStationUK Any ideas why BF V (this month's game) is showing as £34.99 on the store and not free for PS Plus?

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@RndmForestRunnr Try petting it and see if it purrs

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@anataboga @PaulWilliamsLAB @helenyg Or that AstraZeneca is half Swedish

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@Herring1967 Just to rub it in I bet they announce another fucking Michael McIntyre special as well

[Joely @joelbdavison]

Story of my life...

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@ALOC2308 @MasterChefUK @BBCiPlayer What was it is said at the beginning, time to go into second gear and pull away? Yup, straight down the exit ramp!

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@WisdenCricket @willis_macp The incredible sulk will probably get the spot, not that he deserves is on recent form.

[Joely @joelbdavison]

@GeorgeDobell1 Does that explain why grumpy mc grumperson has been recalled (despite having zero red ball form)?