Joel Benson

can you point me to the nearest meme

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foaming hand soap is just so much more fun

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@kelsithecootie As the saying goes: orange cat works in mysterious ways

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@kelsithecootie sup homie

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I put up 4 cmu flags in our living room just so every time someone says, “you have a lot of central flags in here”

I can be like “bc it’s our central room”

Like bc central room is almost synonymous with living room

i think there’s a joke here somewhere

Lol

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This year has gone by so fast, it’s freaking me out

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i like road trips brb going to colorado

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@KassiBartz Don’t 👏🏼 shame 👏🏼 my 👏🏼 business 👏🏼 #beyourownboss

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we all need to play more dungeons and dragons

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where did all the fidget spinners go?

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@Kelsi_Elise 8

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Wow it is hard to get out of bed when it rains like this

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Anyone want to move to Colorado with me?

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my wisdom teeth are coming in

AND i found a gray hair

so, yeah, I’m having an existential crisis this fine tuesday morning, how are y’all doing?

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@Kelsi_Elise THIS IS INSANE

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do you guys ever feel like your friends aren’t actually friends but instead paid actors who are just trying to get you to use dawn dish soap instead of the generic brand?

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wtf is my brother’s bio

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hey guys who do you think is stronger, me or lebron james. i think probably lebron

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My goal for tonight:

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i love fall

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Me: how many drinks did you have

Drunk Austin: aGe iS JuSt a nUmBEr