joel

creating ways for other people to get creating while creating things like stories. (Also master of the reverse jenny.) #reverseYourjenny

[joel @joelbr]

@SandraRodkey Is there a swamp currently without name?

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”

Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”

Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.

This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂

RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇

[joel @joelbr]

Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish DPD… of course we weren’t at home, that’s a field. #DeutcheParcelDebacle

[joel @joelbr]

@BBCr4today there was such an important interview on an UN Inequality Report you cut short telling Prof. Stieglitz you were going to the news. Instead we got promo for a Radio 4 programme… surely the gravity of what being flagged is more important than a pre-recorded ad?

[joel @joelbr]

@KremlinTrolls I would say that was burgers

[ML Smith @maria48308]

So pathetically stupid.

[joel @joelbr]

@fesshole 🚩 🚩 who orders lemon and herb? I would have stood up and left through the kitchen at this point. Also a note: every Father’s Day I get to go to Nando’s - only to wind up wife. It gives me such pleasure.

[joel @joelbr]

@ProfBrianCox @LenSeaside Got to be the coolest physicist of all time - the Dave Brubeck of particles.

[joel @joelbr]

@RadioGenoa Sorry, who is who?

[joel @joelbr]

@jackunheard I have the Laurel and Hardy theme music

[joel @joelbr]

Netanyahu recommending anyone for a Peace Prize.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I like this one better:

“The poop”. 💩

[joel @joelbr]

The one thing that will save us, now the adults have left the room is Prima Donnald’a’s supreme incompetence and deep stupidity. Thank god for Mark Carney stepping into the zest pool of politics. Canada - please just carry on being Canada. You’re great at it.

[joel @joelbr]

@UpdateNews724 The artificial colouring on the product on the left or the sweets on the right? V

[joel @joelbr]

@fesshole Ask him to have a look at a broken electrical sex aid? When he says you’re going to have to get a new one throw your arms up in the air and say WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
DO UNTIL THEN?

[joel @joelbr]

@sarah_ashleigh1 I would say, looking at the spelling of price is may be a scam

[joel @joelbr]

@ILA_NewsX @UpdateNews724 Are you aware of how much US debt China owns?
I think they basically own you … check out the bond sell down…China owns huge amounts of US govt bond and can kinda burn you now.

[joel @joelbr]

@fesshole Some people holdcthrir weddings in faraway places to discourage the auto-accept crew but I would never do such a thing. Never.

[joel @joelbr]

@fesshole While I think what you’ve done is incredibly wasteful and stupid I can’t help but admire how long you’ve held a grudge and your willingness to invest in satisfaction- my only fear for you is that they shrug, book a flight to Polynesia, have wild sex on a beach and are happier

[joel @joelbr]

@bushontheradio The expression on their faces when you ask them to move said bag like you wanted one of their organs