How come Cinderellas glass slipper didn't turn back into her ratty matronly shoe when it fell off? Are we to believe if she would've left that ball gown at the princes house she could've kept it too?! #qtna
Chiiiild he took his cat out the crate and she sat in front of the window, he unpacked his plants, and today he turned on the most vibey laps! Finally! A lil decor! A lil interest! A lil proper situation for me to look out my balcony at! 😂😂
My new neighbor moved in across the way and I said he's going to be so boring... He turned that kitchen light back on and I thought groundbreaking, another boring straight boy...
The other day I was working at target and my lead stopped me and said "hey can you help this customer? He has a question about light bulbs." And I helped him and the guy walked away. My manager goes "thanks, you seem like you know about lamps." I said "...yeah. I have about 10."
Safety pins in your ear are my ick. Like the earring version, cute. An actual safety pin? You destroyed your ear doing that for a mediocre look. Your not proud mother should be less proud.
I am entirely too gay for hockey. This is childish. You're on ice, so all your dicks are small. Someone change the channel to bravo where at least the ladies fight with a bit of class 😌😌😂😂