Chris Murphy

Former Floridian. Advertising guy. @WinthropU alum and @UWF MBA. Avid fan of the @haasf1team and a good book. All posts are my own.

[Chris Murphy @MurphsWords]

Love Island USA needs to have popcorn reading night instead of movie night because these people are such morons.

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17 minutes into this episode of Love Island and there's been no sign of Gabriel thank god.

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

LET'S GO ESTEBAN! 👏 👏 👏 A points finish from P17!

#HaasF1 #F1 #MonacoGP

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

NEWS: K-Mag takes on the Cup Series!

@KevinMagnussen will drive the @Qualcomm Chevrolet for @TeamTrackhouse at @NASCARSanDiego.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

A meaningful story from @BubbaWallace about Kyle Busch.

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This red flag in the #indy500 for rain is hilarious because I am currently getting a sunburn in turn four 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dustin Long @dustinlong]

#NASCAR Cup garage is silent as Richard Childress Racing unloads the renumbered No. 33 car at Charlotte Motor Speedway

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The Wienie 500 broadcast is so unhinged and I love it we need more of this

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[Chris Murphy @MurphsWords]

@jeff_gluck Maybe Cody Ware can crash and add some drama

[Kevin Magnussen @KevinMagnussen]

YES!!! On the podium at Spa! Huuuuge congratulations to the entire team! 🏆🤩💪 #FIAWEC

[Spire Motorsports @SpireMotorsport]

CH TAKES THE CHECKERED FLAG IN ‘DEGA‼️

@CarsonHocevar | @Chilis

[Chris Murphy @MurphsWords]

We need more Carson Hocevar this dude rocks

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@jeff_gluck Good thing we're watching commercials instead of replays 🙄

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@clinthrop No idea time for Hocevar to crash everyone

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Cody Ware is a huge moron I swear

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I hope Carson Hocevar bans Bubba Wallace from Chili's after that bout of stupidty.

[Mike Herndon @MikeHerndonSk1]

LSU putting together the dream team of asshole coaches

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

Unveiling the King of Monsters 🐉 Our official livery for the Japanese GP takes the iconic @Godzilla_Toho to Suzuka 🇯🇵

#HaasF1 #F1

[Chris Murphy @MurphsWords]

Today I had a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Coke. I feel dead inside.