I’ve been asked to help raise money for Haiti. We’re asking folks to pledge a penny for every pound I can lift. Go to https://t.co/RJrNXsm9Wd for more information.
Just saved a guys life at the gym. The dude walked in, loaded up the bench press with 365 pounds and, with no warm ups, tried to lift it. Needless to say he was unsuccessful.
Tonight at the gym a random woman said, “You look like you know what you’re doing. Can I ask you a question.”
I replied, “sure.”
With a wild look, she asked, “I took pre-workout for the first time. Is it supposed to make your skin tingle?” My answer: only the good stuff!
SATAN DOES NOT WANT US TO PRAY BECAUSE PRAYER BREAKS THROUGH THE BARRIER OF OUR LIMITATIONS!!! EVEN SO...WE STILL PRAY. BECAUSE WHEN WE DO WE BECOME MORE THAN WE ARE, WE DO MORE THAN WE CAN DO AND WE KNOW MORE THAN WE KNOW!!!
Hey everyone! I am writing some one-lesson, small group curriculum, and I am needing some topic ideas. It’s for a diverse group, ages 18-40, single/married, kids/no kids. Please help me out! Thanks.
the divine had shifted ground: it was no longer an impersonal structure, but an extraordinary individual, in the form of Jesus, the ‘Man-God’. ~ A Brief History of Thought, Luc Ferry