Joel Graham

Writer, Voice Artist, Creator, Prick.

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@MrFoodies Yet you’ll never see a bartender pour a beer like w.

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@waitmaya Double the number then add one. 1 doubled is 2, add one you get 3. 3 double is 6 add one you get 7. Double 7 is 14 plus 1 is 15. Double 15 is 30 add one and the next number is 31.

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@SonRanto Thoroughly enjoyed that!

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@MattWalshBlog We cannot give the President of the United States the power to change the Constitution via Executive Order. There are methods to amend the constitution. Follow the rules and do it right.

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@RpsAgainstTrump He forgot to add Michelle “Hussein” Obama.

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@Acyn He said his people were tighter. That makes no sense. I think he meant whiter.

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@SteveLovesAmmo The Oh Shit as it’s headed for the truck is pure gold.

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@ClayTravis The threat of death to religious fanatics who long to die as martyrs is a brilliant negotiating tactic.

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What if we just renamed it to: The Strait of America?

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@MattWalshBlog Questions like these could have been asked by members of Congress if only we were to abide by the Constitution instead of allowing the decision to go to war to rest in the hands of just one person.

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@Riley_Gaines_ Remember when Donald Trump refused to go to Biden’s inauguration?

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@TheRickWilson What a mess. We could have avoided this if Congress had done its job and the average American had even the foggiest notion of what’s in the US Constitution.

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@MattWalshBlog If this had been a Fox News reporter, like Steve Doocey, who was covering this story and also made his way into the church, like Don Lemon, but unlike Lemon, was sympathetic to the pastor. Would he and should he have been arrested?

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I was nervous about going out today. Then I saw that Don Lemon had at long last been apprehended and I felt safe enough to go to the grocery store.

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@elonmusk The current Republican Party is the least conservative it has ever been. They are no longer the party of the Constitution. JD Vance must have slept through his Constitutional Law class at Harvard.

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@elonmusk You’re the richest man in the world. Spending even a few moments on this particular topic seems like a waste of your time. Maybe cut back on the Ketamine.

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@RpsAgainstTrump The follow up should be: If Trump does run for a third term, do you think he can beat Obama?

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@BulwarkOnline We used to be a proper country.

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@MattWalshBlog Of all the things that aren’t a thing, this is the least thingiest of anything.

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@PressSec So now government statistics are accurate?