Joel Jackson

It’s raining soup and I’ve got a fork.

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

Quick question @BBCr4today. Do the presenters get up early in order to be on the show? If so, they should mention it more.

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

@Danny_McMoomins I could be so good for eulogy

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

@Danny_McMoomins

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

Even the litter in Salford has been gentrified.

Bloody BBC.

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

@NightwatchmanXI

[Amol Rajan @amolrajan]

Test cricket is intellectually, morally, aesthetically, spiritually, emotionally, dramatically, artistically, physically, mentally, historically, consistently, decisively, dumbfoundingly, globally, unapologetically, unquestionably superior to every other game yet invented

[Ashwin 🇮🇳 @ashwinravi99]

Good evening from Gabba!! I am sorry I couldn’t play here but thanks for hosting us and playing some hard cricket during these tough times. We will remember this series forever! @tdpaine36 @CricketAus

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

Winter walk around Ramsbottom

[Peep Show Quotes @PeepShowQOTD]

"Now, where's the cauliflower?"
"Cauliflower's not traditional, dad."
"CAULIFLOWER IS TRADITIONAL!"

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

@rev_u2 If it’s not called “YULE2” then I’m unsubscribing

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

@Danny_McMoomins Des Lyn’him in the morgue more like

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

🤔

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

@Danny_McMoomins Not sure they’ve got what it takes to be HEAD bee guy...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[GRUB @GRUBMCR]

NEW STREET FOOD TRADERS!
If you would be interested in taking on a residency in a local pub that would otherwise be forced to close please email [email protected] ASAP.
Time is of the essence for these places don’t hang about!
RT PLZ @NCASS_UK @BritStreetFood @skfoodiefriday

[Jack Blanchard @Jack_Blanchard_]

Can only assume that going to war with the North over *£5m* during a deadly pandemic is actually a clever ploy to show Barnier that yes, we really are happy to machine gun ourselves in the kneecaps if you don't back down

[Andrew Bardsley @ABardsleyMEN]

Piccadilly Gardens this morning @MENnewsdesk

[Joel Jackson @joeljackson87]

One of the best pubs in Manchester now looks like the kind of place you get stuck behind 12 people with prams ordering coffee.

[Pubs of Manchester @Pubs_of_Mcr]

<Blinks>

[Mo' @mocent0]

“I’m on a railway journey to Glasgow from London, which my Bradshaw’s guide describes as the ‘Ferrier Plague Express’”