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[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

If a job advert says 100,000 but HR offers you 65,000 never:

Accept 65,000
Demand 100,000
Reject the offer

Instead do this :

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

can’t think of a tweet to announce our black friday sale, can you guys like/rt this so it gets lots of attention and I don’t get fired

[Mr. Breeze @Gucci_Gard]

I would really like to be taking an unnecessary amount of pre workout on the way to the gym right now

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Whoever said one person can’t change the world never ate an undercooked bat

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

Yes, I've endured a lot of hardships in 21 years of life. But none of my hardships amount to the blessings The Lord has given me.

As humans, we take a lot for granted and always notice the negatives. Look at the positives and suddenly, life's not so bad as we make it.

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

It's Tuesday. You're on Twitter. We have tickets. Retweet for a chance to win @penguins tickets! 3 winners chosen tomorrow 👀

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

@primespidaszn

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

A great point until you remember 90,000 people don’t show up to watch Sally study for her Accounting 101 class.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

┏┓
┃┃╱╲People
┃╱╱╲ ╲lose
╱╱ ╭╮ ╲╲their
▔▏ ┗┛ ▕▔ homes
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
when they take mortgages too large for their incomes.
╱╱ . ┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

I'm living to be back in the United States

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

I hate wasting time more than anything. During the course of my Mexico trip, I've realized that I'm wasting time on multiple things right now and I couldn't be more disappointed in myself.

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

@Gucci_Gard I thought the same thing. It gets old 😂

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

To do: learn to think before speaking

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

Had one a few days ago on my layover in Texas 😂

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Greatest. Breakfast. Ever.

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

I'm more nervous to study abroad in Mexico for a month than I ever have been for any of the performances I've put on stage...

#Mexico #StudyAbroad #NewExperiences #Experience

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

CDC says that if you quit smoking you get swol

#smoke #swol

[CDC Tobacco Free @CDCTobaccoFree]

Quitting smoking can make it easier to be more active. Start experiencing the benefits by making your quit plan today.

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

@TheScottishEcon You're not wrong

[Joel Knepshield @joelknepshield]

@kristen_zaitz @CNels03 @tmills528 @npietrusinski I see how it is @kristen_zaitz
#TeamJoel