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24 | Psychology major | Ally | ALL Black Lives Matter | she/her | 🇳🇬🇦🇬🇻🇮

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Michelle Obama:

“Don't even look at me about running, because you all are lying. You're not ready for a woman. So don't waste my time. We got a lot of growing up to do.”

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

Double it and give it to the next person

[Peacock @peacock]

Get ready for your next obsession 😍

Season two of #BeyondTheVilla arrives in 2026 on Peacock.

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

I am so tired of healthcare in America it sucks so bad

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

I love the way Monaleo talks about men 🤏🏾🤏🏾

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

Actually I think if I set up actual appointments so I can ask them face to face they’d be forced to say yes you’ll less likely tell someone no when they’re in your face

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

Gonna start calling my own doctors and asking them for shadowing opportunities at this point I’m desperate and I think I know at least two of them who would adore me and would do it because every time I go for an appointment they ask me how my PA journey is going

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

@ShayyButtahh @jiggyjayy2 I think my second grade teacher did that as well it’s a universal practice 😭

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

Honey, THE LAND THE LAND HONEY

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

I finally got an owala I’ve been wanting one for a minute but I couldn’t find the right color combo

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

Getting sugared or waxed every 3 weeks is a must for me because by the time we get to four weeks the hair gets too long it starts feeling like self torture

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

Doing this and still not accepting Apple Pay is backwards as hell

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Walmart partners with OpenAl so people can make purchases directly through ChatGPT.

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

I never knew Andrew Garfield was a pip pip cheerio I thought he was American

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

I miss the 2000’s

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

Yeah I had dragon fruit fresh for the first time the other day and yall over hyped it but I didn’t say anything because I was scared yall would tell me I don’t eat enough fruit and my kidneys are failing

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

I love Leo’s bad

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

I feel like I just dunked my head in an ice bath

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

The ćecred scalp refresh spray is literally the most invigorating scalp spray I’ve ever used it’s soooo cooling and hot at the same time but it’s not like overbearing

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

When I tell you if I called my auntie and she didn’t pick up my heart would drop and I would immediately think she got detained by ice 😭 a weight is lifted off my shoulders

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

So made her wait usually she visits us every summer and Christmas and now this year my girl can take a flight here PERIOD

[Woman Eat Salad 🗣️ @joellemarrvk]

My auntie is now living legally in America 😭 I was so scared for my girl I prayed so much my god. I haven’t seen her since last year December because I was scared she would get deported while taking the bus to Georgia they were literally stopping buses and detaining people