Joelle

RN 🩺 Detroit sports

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My mom doesnt let me commit any crimes in gta online so i have to make all my money delivering pizzas and driving a taxi

[Amigo @Topboix]

Not Gen Z calling millennials cringe while cosplaying our entire 1990s wardrobe.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

18 years later and society still hasnt learned from this movie

[Zara @zaracraves]

Making a nigga unwatch tv is crazy work

[abby @lovesicknoon]

being 30 sucks. what do you mean eating pizza and drinking orange juice in the same day, not even at the same time, gave me heartburn so bad i was googling heart attack symptoms

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.

[Max Bultman @m_bultman]

Yzerman now confirms Larkin's trade request, with short list of teams. But adds Larkin had 5 years remaining on his contract, says his job is to do what's in the best interest of the Red Wings and he will act accordingly. Said he didn't make any guarantees RE: meeting the request

[Winged Wheel Podcast @WingedWheelPod]

not now JP

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Nobody is more stressed than a woman who knows she has potential but feels completely confused about her next move, career and life

[blashdril @blashdril]

Bring him home

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Too many people see having kids as a step they're supposed to take instead of a human they're guiding through life.

[gabriella @iloveyou52blue]

My period is due and I can’t watch the technique my boyfriend uses to peel potatoes cos it makes me want to break up with him

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Rook taking in the 313

#DetroitBasketball x @tigers

[blashdril @blashdril]

We should be able to trade in our Larkin jerseys for Knight jerseys

[bryce @movedmypivot]

trajan getting calls during the press conference #WaitAMinute

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dragons are actually real, because why would the Chinese calendar consist entirely of real animals and then include one lone mythical creature?

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Imagine if dogs knew there were bones inside them

[𝔻𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕥 @Devoted2DET]

I blame Matt Patricia for cursing the corner position by trading away Darius Slay

[JeffMossDSR @JeffMossDSR]

If Terrion Arnold goes to prison for multiple years can he just give his cartilage to Kerby Joseph?

[˗ˏˋ ana pinto ´ˎ˗ ✩˚♡ @theanapinto]

need hayley williams to stop writing songs for me to relate to. enough is enough