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rizzmaxxing gremlincore | ask me about crypto 🪙

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@RedLeering @elonmusk Elon ugly ass gnoll looking ass idiot @elonmusk no one even uses your new name for the app LOL! Twitter twitter twitter

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@RedLeering Shitty doo doo app went downhill after @elonmusk took over

[Jreg ⏩ pee/acc @mc_swm]

I’m not depressed, my mania ult is just on cooldown

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Going to watch Dune 2 at the cinema, bringing a bucket of sand to snack on and a bottle of my piss to drink

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Cooking a full english breakfast at 10am and my boss calls and asks me where I am, I'm practicing self-care duh

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The earth is fucking bipolar as hell, shit's literally got a north and south pole

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

r/relationship_advice
Recently my gf has been saying that I look "tender" and "scrumptious". the other day I caught her googling "cauldron big enough to fit person"

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Movie recommendations anyone?

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@RedLeering Aa bara nördar som är det 🤣🤣

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Movie guys be like: it's called film actually

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Bro cooked when he -

No he didn't. He ordered foodora while playing League of Legends, don't lie to me.

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Reddit post about something cool:

Top comment with 5k upvotes: well actually this is very uncool and lame, even stupid in fact.

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Watching Whiplash (2014), gonna take everything at face value and pursue my career as a professional League of Legends player

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

can't stop fucking crying over this