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[joel @joelmcclean_]

I hate when the washing machine is on the scary part

[joel @joelmcclean_]

*first person to discover a bone*

“I don’t know how to describe how dry this is”

[joel @joelmcclean_]

We’re now closer to 2030 than 2016.

[joel @joelmcclean_]

Snapchat technicians wondering why their app has crashed for the 5th time this month

[joel @joelmcclean_]

Sometimes I just want a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro.

[Better Call Saul @BetterCallSaul]

From beginning to end. #BetterCallSaul

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat.

[joel @joelmcclean_]

Not much has changed

[joel @joelmcclean_]

It's currently 21st October 2020. I am 16. I have 67 followers. This is scheduled for my 18th birthday. What has changed in 18 months?

[Dom Gibson @Domogibo]

Putin should be scared of the UK, just look at our PM and what he’s capable of! I’d be scared of Boris Johnson too.

[joel @joelmcclean_]

Happy birthday to this guy

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

https://t.co/INW5GftFno

[joel @joelmcclean_]

Who wants a free iPhone 13? I’ve won about 20 this week

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Akshay says he speaks 7 languages the problem is he doesn’t listen to to any off them

[joel @joelmcclean_]

I’ve had this cold since last year