Joel Schuman

I write code, make things, play music, and mumble. Let's jam?

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

@AhoyLemon @heyglitch It was nice running into you at this! Good to see a familiar face in a new town.

[aj @ajlkn]

Next time I get ready to complain about doing, well, anything, I'll remember how Stephen Hawking pushed the boundaries of cosmology and astrophysics with ... a single cheek muscle

Then get back to work.

RIP, sir

(source: https://t.co/eFIyqNe5yO)

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Fascinating article about your future, with some cool visualizations: https://t.co/yrcK7yom3I

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Here's something I made! Don't stare at it for too long, BELIEVE ME. https://t.co/2xgmGlQMKI

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Does your mom have a pet clownfish named George Clowney?

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Google can't decide what to name their self-driving car project, Google Drive is already taken...

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

...Turns out I don't want to subscribe to Apple Music even more than I want the new Frank Ocean album.

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Don't make up too many rules in a romantic relationship. It could become Turing Complete.

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

"people who fall victim to a monotonically increasing confidence in their opinions are implicitly concluding the world is static"

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Is it me or is "internet of things" the dumbest techy-catchphrase in a while? #donglenet #gadgetverse #Iclearlydonthaveabetteralternative

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

"...a neuropsychologist who also happens to be the author of his own line of adult coloring books..."

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Dreamed I blacked out and @Temptatskc tattooed "Take the Crown" on my right arm and Kauffman stadium on my left calf. Thanks a lot, guys.

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Oh, hello endorphins. It's been a while. Is this an Indian summer or a blackberry winter?

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

When you live with a girlfriend but things might not work out, you need to have a contingency plan. #bachelorpadding

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Reminder to myself in 2020: if we're still calling these things 'phones' I'm going to start calling computers 'typewriters'

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Only slightly disappointed to find out prime rib has factors besides 1 and itself.

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

One should always listen to Purple Rain when leaving Minneapolis.

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

@amilewski92 I think Bill Nighy is Richard Dawkins' best role.

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

@amilewski92 @K_Milewski omgomgomgomgomg this is so funny I can't even.

[Joel Schuman @joelschuman]

Ahhaahhh I missed these strange fellows.