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You can't fix what ain't broke.

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12 feet is a lot of toes.

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You can't rush imperfection.

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People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time.

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Longsword is a bad option in close quarters.

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Lawyers: Taking the fun out of everything since always and ever.

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A place for everything, and everything in its place.

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Phrase of the day: An expected "unexpected error has occurred."

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There's nothing wrong with admiring the sun from a distance. Just don't get too close. You're bound to be disappointed.

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If it smells clean, it must be clean.

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Perfect is the enemy of good - http://t.co/IXfrsyoq

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Remember to tip your server. @usherbot @ciphertxt

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It's hard selling to the salesman.

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"You change your mind like a girl changes clothes."

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Never jump the fence if you're not willing to face what's on the other side.

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When in doubt, always be prepared to speak.

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The greasy wheel gets the squeak.

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You never know what you can fail at until you try.

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There is no fail, just do.

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"Vengeance is a dish best served barbacued."