Joel

Omaha transplant living in Chicago | he/him/his

[Joel @joelseph_]

a lot of you girlies are standing in front of your man at the GA concert because if you saw his dance moves and watched him struggling to find the beat you'd get the ick

[Joel @joelseph_]

I see a lot of people calling narrators "unreliable", as if it's some profound literary analysis, when what I think they really mean is that the narrator is biased and it's like yeah that's kind of the point of a first-person narrative pov???

[Joel @joelseph_]

3 years ago I got put on to turnover by shazaming a song from peripheral vision at a joann fabrics and it's kind of poetic that the same year I'm finally seeing them in concert joann's is going under :/

[Joel @joelseph_]

@uaddymrig 👁️👄👁️

[Joel @joelseph_]

@uaddymrig 👁️👄👁️

[Joel @joelseph_]

walking up to say by to the host before leaving a party but they're talking to someone else and I don't want to interrupt the convo

[Joel @joelseph_]

issa knife when your brothy beans have been on the stove for 3 hours and are still not done

[Joel @joelseph_]

willingly watching college football on a saturday... it's giving dl trade

[sarah @sablaah]

her impact…

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

As the weather chills this album calls to me like the green goblin mask

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Three

[Joel @joelseph_]

what happened in my childhood, catholic guiltily, can and does happen again from time to time

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Tell me you know a little about Nebraska without telling me you know a little about Nebraska.

[Joel @joelseph_]

the cognitive dissonance of walking around in business casual going about a regular day and being surrounded by teens and twenty-somethings in festival attire scramming to get to grant park

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

i know a block of extra firm tofu be scared as hell to see me coming

[Joel @joelseph_]

just tried an egg white wrap out of curiosity... it feels like I'm eating something wrapped in a used facial prosthetic I-

[Joel @joelseph_]

running past a goose on the lakefront trail I must not fear fear is the mind-killer fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration I will face my fear I will permit it to pass over me and through me and when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path wher

[Joel @joelseph_]

retirement funds are for people who are bad at sports betting

[Joel @joelseph_]

@yorickgarcia I agree! Seeing the sand birds returning has been such a joy this week :)

[Joel @joelseph_]

just making sure people know this tweet is a bit! I've never actually stepped foot in a foxtrot and am actually not in distress about any of this :)

[Joel @joelseph_]

foxtrot gone, rat hole removed, double cicada brood imminent, jojo siwa headlining pride... our city has fallen 😭